Between this and the annual Cannes event, what IS it about amfAR that makes people think, “Yes! FINALLY, a place where I can really air out my crevices”?

Alessandra Ambrosio

Of course, from the front, it’s mostly a Codpiece Gone Wild. I feel like I’m looking at an anaconda having lunch, but from above.

The back will not surprise you, but it may alarm:

She has thicker netting over her back than over her backside, and there’s more material on the floor than on her body. Does she still work for Victoria’s Secret? Because she sure can’t keep one.

[Photos: Getty]