You are probably going to look at this and think, “Wow, what a charming-looking person, wearing what might be a diamond spider on her lobe. I’ll bet her dress is lovely.”

The thing is, whenever we start on a close-up it’s usually to reveal some TERRIBLE PLOT TWIST, and this is no exception:

It’s not that there isn’t a loveliness to this, but since when did Armani start designing for Dancing With The Stars?

[Photos: Getty]