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Fug or Fab: Nicole Kidman in Nina Ricci at TIFF


This is… a weird experience.

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The dress looks like ribbon candy that you left in your car and it got a bit warped by the sun. The hair has seen better days. And the shoes would like a second chance with another dress. In other words, this is the TV Dinner of outfits. When you read the box it SOUNDS fairly good, but then you actually cook it and eat it, and nothing tastes exactly correct.

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Fug or Fab: Nicole Kidman in Valentino


I liked this so much more before I noticed that the band across her chest looks sort of like a repurposed bandeau bikini top:

> on July 15, 2016 in Shanghai, China.

On the other hand, should we not be championing the fashionable up-cycle?

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CMT Awards Fug Carpet: Nicole Kidman in Michael Kors Collection


Oh, Nicole! You were SO CLOSE! Imagine this without the necktie!

2016 CMT Music Awards - Arrivals

It would be a little Come See Me Play Roxie Hart Down At The Community Center, but let’s get honest: Who amongst us hasn’t wanted play Roxie Hart down at the community center?! That tie/scarf (tscarf?) situation, however, raises the terror level here.  It is neither jaunty (as all scarves ought to be, if they’re not deployed for purposes of glamour), nor does it appear to provide warmth. What it DOES seem to do is give this whole enterprise a weirdly business-like flair that makes me uncomfortable.  It’s a mixed message!

I can, however, wholly endorse her earrings:

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Let’s just focus on those.

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What the Fug: Nicole Kidman in Rodarte


Ah, Rodarte, up to its usual tricks. Even Keith Urban, habitual stop-and-stare admirer of his wife, seems keen to stay out of this one.

Nicole Kidman

Which is as well. Let Nicole do this alone. Let her, and her alone, check in on Foursquare as the Mayor of Wishbone Jane’s Soiled Dove Brothel and Saloon. (Up to usual tricks INDEED, then, if you will.)

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Met Gala Well Played, Nicole Kidman in Alexander McQueen


I LOVE this dress, I love her hair, I love her face, and I love how much Keith Urban also seems to love it all.

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Fug or Fab: Nicole Kidman


Hey, look, Nicole Kidman got fresh extensions for her press junket for The Family Fang:

2016 Tribeca Film Festival - 'The Family Fang' Premiere

She also might be wearing the inside lining of a REALLY beautiful Crane’s envelope married to a variety of fabric remnants. I know it sounds hard to believe, but I kind of mean it in a good way.

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ACMs Fug or Fab: Nicole Kidman in Alexander McQueen


Keith Urban Admires Nicole Kidman From Slightly Afar is one of my favorite sub-genres of red carpet portraiture.

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