I like you, Elle. You’re a good magazine. Which is why it pains me to tell you this: Today you are a COVER of LIES:
Nicole is NOT rocking those Dior shorts. And you should NOT try to rock them yourselves. They are hideous. Her abdomen looks like a Kentucky Fried Chicken bucket of yore, and the only rocking of them that ought to be done is burying them under one.
She also has treadmill hair. It’s crispy there, and it’s crispy here: