Fugger: Nicole Kidman

Grammys Fugs and Fabs: Ladies in Black


Nicole Kidman was at the Berlin Film Festival RIGHT before the Grammys. She must have hightailed it there straight off the plane. I don’t look that good even when I slowly go someplace direct from my house.

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Casual Fuggerday: Well Played, Nicole Kidman and then Not So Much:


This goes under the heading of Very Basic Black, but I’m not mad at it.

'Queen of the Desert' Photocall - 65th Berlinale International Film Festival

Maybe because the earrings have me hypnotized, though. Not hypnotized enough not to do a double take at THIS HOWEVER:

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Fug the Cover: Nicole Kidman on Elle, January 2015


I like you, Elle. You’re a good magazine. Which is why it pains me to tell you this: Today you are a COVER of LIES:

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Nicole is NOT rocking those Dior shorts. And you should NOT try to rock them yourselves. They are hideous. Her abdomen looks like a Kentucky Fried Chicken bucket of yore, and the only rocking of them that ought to be done is burying them under one.

She also has treadmill hair. It’s crispy there, and it’s crispy here:

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Fug or Fab: Nicole Kidman in Vera Wang


I can’t decide if this is drab or dreamy.

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Fug or Fab: Nicole Kidman in Prada


If this comes in a full-length version, easy money’s on seeing it float past on Reign at some point:

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I don’t hate it, but there’s something about this that doesn’t feel like it ought to be a dress. It could be the inside of a very fancy jewelry box, or some extremely lush wrapping paper, or the background of holiday-themed expensive chocolate ad, but it doesn’t seem entirely wearable in a literal sense. (Maybe the cummerbund just reminds me of ribbons?) On the other hand, is it so terrible to be wearing an expensive chocolate ad? You would be delicious!

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Fug or Fab: Nicole Kidman in Prada


Those of you who are invested in the Nicole Kidman/Keith Urban relationship (as well as those of you who enjoy People Holding Umbrellas For/With Loved Ones) are going to enjoy this. Regardless of how you feel about her dress.

But speaking of her dress:

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