Fugger: Lady Gaga

Fugly Gaga

Lady Gaga has been back on the radar for, like, an hour, and I’m ALREADY OVER HER again.

And I was JUST thinking to myself how nice it is that she’d been doing some photos and whatnot looking more like her natural self. I was referring mostly to her FACE. I did not mean that I needed to see ALL OF HER NATURAL SELF. BEDAZZLED BODY CONDOMS ARE NOT CLOTHES.

It gets worse, and please know that this is probably not safe for work.

le sigh


Just Fug!

This must be Lady Gaga’s current favorite bra. We’ve all got one. I mean, mine is from Target and I try not to wear it as outerwear, but there’s something to be said for, uh, lingerie loyalty? (Seriously, Target bras are secretly kinda good.) That being said, I feel like I just saw an episode of Project Runway wherein Zac Posen wisely pointed out that turning a racer-back into a racer-front is rarely a good idea. No matter HOW much you love that bra:

On the other hand, I actually think she looks great without all the wigs and headdresses and eye-patches and glitter and faux bone spurs and all that other crap she’s usually wearing. Like, I’m not wild about your outfit, Gaga, but I do like seeing your face.

[Photo: WENN]


Little Fugsters

If I may borrow from Poltergeist II trailer:

They’re ba-aaaack.

[Photo: Splash]


Fug the Concert: Lady Gaga

Because on Inauguration Day, nothing says HOORAY FOR DEMOCRACY like Lady Gaga a) spanking someone while wielding (and possibly desecrating) a flag, and b) EMERGING FROM AN INFLATABLE VAGINA.

It’s not a GOOD inflatable vagina — can you believe we live in a world where the quality of one’s blow-up bits is analyzed? –but it’s there, and you may want to skip to slide three if you don’t want to know and/or you’re at work.

[Photos: Splash News]


Fugs and Fab-Adjecent: Lady Gaga

Weirdly, some of this works for me. Not as well as it worked for Liz Hurley, though.


Lady Fuga

Coming this fall on Downton Gaga:

I can’t wait for when the Dowager Countess of Grantham gets a load of this with those shoes. The scandal! The tea sandwiches and cocked eyebrows will FLY.

[Photo: Splash]