Lady Gaga has been back on the radar for, like, an hour, and I’m ALREADY OVER HER again.
And I was JUST thinking to myself how nice it is that she’d been doing some photos and whatnot looking more like her natural self. I was referring mostly to her FACE. I did not mean that I needed to see ALL OF HER NATURAL SELF. BEDAZZLED BODY CONDOMS ARE NOT CLOTHES.
It gets worse, and please know that this is probably not safe for work.