Fugger: Lady Gaga

VMAs Fine(??) Carpet: Lady Gaga

I don’t even know how I feel anymore.

On one hand, I almost laid an egg that time she came dressed as one. On the other, doesn’t this feel like something that would have landed in the middle in an Unconventional Materials challenge on Project Runway where they had to shop at a store called Tarps ‘N’ Stuff? Isn’t there some middle ground between ovum and meh?

[Photo: Getty]


VMAs: Crazy Performance Fugnanigans

Or as I said to Jessica, the night Miley Cyrus became LMFAO Minaj. Do we think her tongue obsession came BEFORE this outfit, or because of it?

Note: Sadly this isn’t a Fug the Hellshow of the whole thing; just of what people wore during notable performances. I couldn’t bring myself to go into this again THAT deep, and I say that as someone who watched Sharknado TWICE. So you know this was bad.

[Photos: Getty]



Well, I do think her face looks good. At least, until she decides to frame it with something that fell off the wall at TRL.

[Photos: PacCoastNews]


Fug This Way

It’s official: The Fug Boat is making another run. But at least we can see her FACE this time, and that’s a leap in the right direction.

[Photos: Pacific Coast News, INF Daily, Splash]


This Weekend In Lady Fugga

I hate it when my makeup gun gets stuck on Old French Whore.

[Photos: Fame/Flynet, Pacific Coast News]


Fugly Gaga

Lady Gaga has been back on the radar for, like, an hour, and I’m ALREADY OVER HER again.

And I was JUST thinking to myself how nice it is that she’d been doing some photos and whatnot looking more like her natural self. I was referring mostly to her FACE. I did not mean that I needed to see ALL OF HER NATURAL SELF. BEDAZZLED BODY CONDOMS ARE NOT CLOTHES.

It gets worse, and please know that this is probably not safe for work.

le sigh