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Fab, then Fug, the Covers: Claire Danes and Lady Gaga on Glamour


Let’s start with the January 2014 effort:

This is the third January cover that has seemed very summery to me, so there must be some market research out there that suggests by this time people are hella sick of coats and winter and sweaters, and just want to imagine they’re in a gazebo on a warm summer day, waiting for a hot man to bring them some pink lemonade (heavily spiked). And while I freely admit the weird twine criss-crossing her is super bizarre and bondage-adjacent, she HERSELF looks absolutely gorgeous and I love the idea of the cover. We see Claire so stressed out on Homeland that it’s brilliant to keep to so cheerfully simple and have her radiate happiness. She also looks almost sultry, which is another thing I don’t generally associate with her. So Glamour has managed to give us a fresh look at Claire Danes, without making her look nothing like Claire Danes. Well played. Wherever she is, I want to go to there, although I’d replace the drunken lemonade with something involving ginger. I’m super into alcoholized ginger right now.

I don’t think Glamour fared as well with Lady Gaga:

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Lady Gaga AT LAST is remaking Battlefield Earth.

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Eventually, she is going to just be like, “oh FORGET IT. None of you are even LOOKING. I’m just going to start wearing jeans.”

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Well, it’s finally happened:

Lady Gaga has been reduced to wearing shower curtains from the sales rack at Cost Plus.

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It’s been a while since Lady Gaga held a red carpet hostage to her shenanigans. At least this one didn’t involve gestation and birth; just some strange combination of Donatella Versace and Bianca Jagger riding the horse to Studio 54 on her birthday (per E!), because she fancies her album to be disco-infused. I think we can all be grateful she didn’t use an actual horse, because that would’ve left a delightful minefield of steaming divots for everyone else to traverse, in a way that might be too symbolic for anyone to handle.

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I really, really thought this was going to be Jack White in Halloween teeth. It’s not. And I don’t know who should be more upset by my misconception.

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