Fugger: Lady Gaga

Little Fugsters


If I may borrow from Poltergeist II trailer:

They’re ba-aaaack.

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Fug the Concert: Lady Gaga


Because on Inauguration Day, nothing says HOORAY FOR DEMOCRACY like Lady Gaga a) spanking someone while wielding (and possibly desecrating) a flag, and b) EMERGING FROM AN INFLATABLE VAGINA.

It’s not a GOOD inflatable vagina — can you believe we live in a world where the quality of one’s blow-up bits is analyzed? –but it’s there, and you may want to skip to slide three if you don’t want to know and/or you’re at work.

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Fugs and Fab-Adjecent: Lady Gaga


Weirdly, some of this works for me. Not as well as it worked for Liz Hurley, though.

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Lady Fuga


Coming this fall on Downton Gaga:

I can’t wait for when the Dowager Countess of Grantham gets a load of this with those shoes. The scandal! The tea sandwiches and cocked eyebrows will FLY.

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Fugtle Monsters


It seems Lady Gaga, who considers herself such a pioneer, has decided to come out with her own perfume — thus following in the illustrious footsteps of forebears like Hilary Duff, Avril Lavigne, and Carmen Electra. Supposedly her own blood was used for part of it, she wanted it to smell “slutty,” and the ingredient list is: “tears of belladonna, crushed heart of tiger orchidea with a black veil of incense, pulverized apricot and the combinative essences of saffron and honey drops.” I had read somewhere ELSE, or so I thought, that she wanted it to have a whiff of semen about it. But I can’t find that, so let’s just pretend it never happened.

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Little Fugsters: A Lady Gaga Omnibus


“Excuse me, kind sir? Could you tell me the easiest route to Hogwarts from here? I missed the train.”

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