This is great, honestly, because what if you find yourself in a situation wherein you’re tracking a suspect through the streets of New York, and he ducks into a Bed, Bath, and Beyond? You can just lurk around the Bed bits for AGES and he’ll never even realize you’re there.

And speaking of the possibility of Lady Gaga actually being a secret detective:

Lady Gaga out in Town in Beige Dress and Riding Helmet Equestrian Hat

…Princess Anne is going to be VERY irked that Gaga has been unable to keep her lips zipped about joining the ranks of Her Majesty’s VERY Secret Service.

[Photos: Janet Mayer/,  DARA KUSHNER/ ]
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