I admit: My initial instinct is to LOVE this.
And yes, I say that knowing it’s basically a sequined romper. But it’s a really FUN sequined romper, and it’s a sequined romper Kristen Stewart clearly enjoys wearing — so basically, if I’m ever going to get off the bus in Sequined Romper Town because it broke down and I have to wait for the mechanic to finish his lunch sandwich, it’s going to be now. Somehow this gives her a lightness without blunting her edge. My beef is that the shoes seem both boring AND painful — like, if you’re going to crack your arches like that, it might as well be in service of something punky and fierce and intriguing that brings the look to a thrilling conclusion, rather than a limping end.
Also, it’s short, as Taylor Lautner will help you see: