Fugger: Kristen Stewart

Fugs and Fabs: The Elle Women in Hollywood Party: The Cover Women

We already covered their their stints on the magazine — no pun intended — but let’s see how this year’s Women in Hollywood cover subjects turned it out on the red carpet, shall we?

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Fugs and Fabs: The American Pastoral Screening in NYC

I feel like this movie’s premiere season has been nearly as long as the current election cycle.

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What the Fug(s): Kristen Stewart in Rodarte (and more)

If your Celebrity Fashion Bingo card had “Kristen Stewart Attends Premiere Looking Like She Just Popped Out Of A Kleenex Box And Then Hastily Fixed Her Torn Pants,” then congratulations! She really came through for you.

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Fug and Fab the Covers: The Elle Women in Hollywood Issue, November 2016

Lots to unpack here, and we shall. But first: about that cover line up hear Helens’s head. “The return of the lady shoe”? I admit, I’ve never had a grounding in fashion history or terminology — we started this blog, and have continued it, from a layperson/casual observer’s point of view — so I Googled “return of the lady shoe” and Google said to me, “Did you mean ‘return of the Jedi shoe’?” DID I, FUG NATION? DID I?

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Fug or Fab: Kristen Stewart in CinqaSept

Kristen loves a crazy suit, and here’s another one:

Kristen Stewart

Is it crazy that I like it? I realize it MIGHT be a tad much with the blazer and the pants, but the loud pattern is a mix of good colors, and frankly makes me smile. And, she wore a shirt under this one, which helps tremendously (a sentence that should not need to be written).

I have some nitpickery to get out of the way, like: If the pants are NOT tapered, shouldn’t they be a TAD longer? If they hit at the ankle I think they need the taper or else they just look like she’s growing out of them. This also might have looked cool with a dark red/burgundy or green pump, or silver. It isn’t BAD with black, because of the piping on the coat; I’m just curious how that would have looked. I’m on sass patrol, people. I’m trying to force-feed Maximum Sass.

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Recent Fugs and Fines: Kristen Stewart

Y’all. Are we officially in a new era of playful Kristen Stewart on a red carpet? SOLD. …Although not on the outfit.

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Fug or Fab the Cover: Kristen Stewart on T

In case you were wondering if the 90s are well and truly back, the answer is yes. Yes, they are. This could have run as a CK One ad:


That is not a complaint. It is just an observation. Another one: I am really into the totally effed up hair on Kristen Stewart. I would look like I had just rolled out of bed after three days with norovirus if I did this with my hair, but it works with her general aesthetic.  Leaning into that crabby, disaffected vibe she gives off sometimes — although, for what it’s worth, I don’t think she is disaffected; if anything, and the interview with T bears this out, I think she’s very affected by things — has been really smart for her, stylistically speaking. The sparkly mini-skirt thing she did while she was in Twilight was often quite cute, but this feels a lot more genuine. (Don’t tell anyone, but I also confess to loving a sweater dress. Although I prefer that no one be able to see my granny panties when I’m wearing one.)

Speaking of genuine, I also thought she handled questions about her personal life well. For example:

Only recently has she been open to a conversation about her romantic life, let alone her sexuality. “I would never talk about any of my relationships before, but once I started dating girls it seemed like there was an opportunity to represent something really positive,” she says. “I still want to protect my personal life, but I don’t want to seem like I’m protecting the idea, so that does sort of feel like I owe something to people.”

That would be a hard line to walk. I am a total nosy gossip and I always want to know about people’s personal lives — from celebrities to the people who live across the street to the lady at the deli counter the other day who turned to me and announced, “I’M GETTING A DIVORCE,” to the lady at the deli counter the day before that who ordered three pounds of lox, and when I (cheerfully) said, “that’s a lot of lox,” rolled her eyes and said, “all she eats is lox. IT’S INSANE” — but I get why a celebrity would want to keep that on lockdown. Once you start using your personal life for PR, the public gets annoyed when you change your mind about doing that, which is unfair but understandable. But if you start to feel like being private as a choice to protect yourself has started to make it look more like you’re trying to hide something, I can see where you might make the choice to open the door to people. It’s kind of a thorny issue. How far should you open the door?

[Photo: T Magazine]