Fugger: Kristen Stewart

Hollywood Film Awards Fug or Fab: Kristen Stewart in Chanel Couture


I feel like we’ve seen a lot of outfits lately that I might call…Sexy Joan of Arc. Let’s look at the latest.

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Unfug or Fab: Kristen Stewart


Let’s start with what’s working: Her head, and her feet.

Kristen Stewart

I think this is brave new ground here, even. K.Stew cleaved to clunky pumps for such a long time; I feel like we hardly ever got an open-toe show and a vixenish pedicure, and now we have both. I love it. She looks really self-assured — still with her edge, but confident rather than miserable. It’s a plus. As Madonna said, we made it through the wilderness. Somehow, we made it through.

The fabric of the dress really works for me as well, but surprise, surprise, the execution leaves me cold. It’s the dress equivalent of an older person masquerading as a whipper-snapper: Pairing that top and those cuffs and that black translucent fabric — too much of it to be fresh — with a mini-skirt feels like a shortcut to youth. A cheat. I want to take that material and hand it to Roksanda Ilincic or Naeem Khan or even Oscar de la Renta’s people and see what they could do that’s either funkier, or more elegant. This one is suspended in purgatory.

Before you vote, here is some shoe porn:

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Fug or Fab: Kristen Stewart in Chanel


This is another gift to the Stew fans.

Kristen Stewart, 'Clouds of Sils Maria' film premiere at the New York Film Festival in NYC

Also, I couldn’t resist. Her smile is so arresting. It’s the reason we harped on her in the past for not bringing it out more — she doesn’t have to be happy-go-lucky, but just say “cheese” sometimes to the camera and it changes the entire narrative. I also like the short hair on her; well played for THAT part of the outfit, anyway.

But let’s take in the whole shebang.

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Fugs and Fug or Fab: Kristen Stewart


I must admit I’m glad she’s got a movie to promote. At least she’s rarely boring, god bless her. Today brings us a LOT of leather and leather-like items of various levels of success.

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Well Played, Kristen Stewart in J Mendel


I will start out with this, as a gift to those who complain that I often choose pictures in which she looks cranky — she posed for photos with fans outside, and appears to have been very friendly to them, which is always nice to see — and also (mostly) so we can admire her eye makeup, and eyeball the detailing on her dress:

Kristen Stewart gets leggy for "Camp X-Ray"

That is some well done eyeliner, is what I’m saying.

As far as her dress goes, it’s RIGHT in her wheelhouse — or at least her wheelhouse when someone hasn’t forced her into crazy pants:

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Fug or Fab the Cover: Kristen Stewart, Elle Magazine, September 2014


There are probably ten or twenty possibly symbolic interpretations for the chains around Kristen’s neck here, but I like to think — since they are Chanel padlocks — that it symbolizes that she feels stuck with that Chanel campaign and plans to make the most of it by wearing the WEIRDEST that she can find. Let’s hope.

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