Fugger: Kim Kardashian

Fugging Up With The Jenndashians


Earlier, we had J.Lo trying to keep up with these fools, and now we have the originals. Ah, summer: Can’t you steal some of the events that clog up awards season, so that it’s more spread out? Does the Art of Elysium Whatsit have to happen Golden Globes weekend? Can’t the people choose to have the People’s Choice Awards sneak into late July? SHARE.

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Recent Fugs and Fabs: Katching Up with the Kardashians


Because it’s summer, a.k.a. the only time of year when I’m looking around and going, “Aw, hell, there’s not much else going on, so I might as well see what Kim Kardashian has been doing.” Turns out we missed a few things while we were looking elsewhere.

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Fugs and Fabs: Glastonbury Music Festival


Prepare to covet some Hunter boots. (I am coveting some Hunters and I already own a pair. [The foldable ones! WORTH IT.]) Also prepare to…hey, what do you think the opposite of “covet” is? Because I feel that way about…a lot of this other stuff.

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Fug Karfuggian


This is the third time. THE THIRD TIME.

kim kardashian latex dress

Latex Dress No. 1 was a bustier; the second, a turtleneck. And I guess this third one is maternity wear. That thing so skintight that it’s even snugger than her actual epidermis; I’m surprised we can’t actually discern the gender of the baby. I suspect this was chosen to thwart rumors of a secret surrogate, but right now all it’s doing is making her navel cry for help. Do your womb a favor, Kimbo Slice: Let it BREATHE.

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CFDAs Fug Carpet: Kim Kardashian in Proenza Schouler


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“MY GIRL’S DRESSED FOR BATTLE, MY FIERCE BÉBÉ-MÈRE, ‘CAUSE WE HAD THIS NEWS WE WERE EXCITED TO SHARE BUT THEN CAME CAITLYN JENNER OUT OF THIN AIR IN A MEDIA BLAST THAT WAS VANITY UNFAIR AND EVERYONE FORGOT THAT WE DID DECLARE KIM’S WOMB IS IN BUSINESS WITH OUR HEIRESS’S SPARE. LIKE WHY CAN’T SOMEONE PUT US FIRST FOR ONCE!!!!! I CAN’T EVEN TIE MY SHOES, I’M SO UPSET!!

“BUT DON’T YOU FRET. WE’LL SLAKE OUR PRESS THIRST WITH THIS PROENZA PANTY-SHEATH THAT COPIES KIM’S GIVENCHY WORST — SECOND UTERINE VERSE, SAME AS THE FIRST — SO THAT Y’LL WILL GET TO TALKING ‘BOUT WHAT WE REHEARSED. NAMELY, NOT CAITLYN, BUT MY DOPE-ASS SPERM-BURST, UNTIL WE, THE ALMIGHTY KIMYE, CONSIDERS US REIMBURSED. ALSO CAITLYN YOU’D BETTER GIVE GOOD BABY GIFTS. THAT WOULD ALSO SOOTHE ME A LOT ACTUALLY BECAUSE I’M SUPER WOUNDED AND SENSITIVE YOU KNOW.”

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Fuggish: Kim Kardashian in Dior


Lost in the Met Gala coverage of last week was this Very Special Episode of Kim Kardashian Wears Very Tight Shirts With Weirdly Proportioned Skirts.

kim kardashian selfish book signing

Then again, if you’re not only paying for her book of selfies but voluntarily waiting in line to have it signed, this has to be exactly what you’re hoping she’ll wear. It is Uberdashian.

So is this:

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