Fugger: Kim Kardashian

Who Fugged It More: Kim Kardashian vs Rita Ora


I cannot believe we live in a world where a) two people wore pink PVC dresses on the same night to the same party, and b) it was one of those people’s SECOND TIME IN FOUR MONTHS wearing a pink PVC dress. Why does everyone want to look like something you’d get in a saucy bachelorette-party goodie bag?

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High Fugshion: The adidas x Kanye West YEEZY Show and Front Row


I know this is Kanye’s party, but we HAVE to open with discussing how Bieber looks like a refried Ken doll now.

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Fugs and Fabs and WTFs of Grammy Pre-Parties


WHAT MANNER OF HIDEOUS HYBRID SHITCLOUD IS THIS.

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Grammys Fug Carpet: Kim Kardashian in Jean Paul Gaultier


“YO, I’M REALLY HAPPY FOR YOU, ZIPPER, AND IMMA LET YOU FINISH, BUT KIM’S THIGHS HAD ONE OF THE BEST YEARS OF ALL TIME. THEY ARE TRULY SUBLIME, SO FULLY GENUINE, AND LIKE A GLASS OF PORT WINE I ENJOY THEM WHEN SUPINE. THEY BLOW MY MIND SO HARD I CAN’T EVEN RHYME AND… WAIT I’M TOTALLY RHYMING. MAN, MY INSTRUMENT JUST NEVER TURNS OFF. I’M LIKE THOSE PERPETUAL MOTION BIRDS ON PEOPLE’S DESKS, BUT WITH WORD GENIUS.”

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Fugs and Fabs: Rihanna’s First Annual Diamond Ball


When Rihanna is one of the least crazy-looking people at the party, it’s usually a sign to check for the sight of four horsemen on the horizon.

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Fug the Kardashian: Kim


I accidentally published this post blank — just the photo, not even a WORDS in sight — and that seems incredibly meta and apt, doesn’t it?

Kim Kardashian ACRIA Holiday Dinner

I mean, this is so, “Twentieth verse, same as the first.” We’ve been here, done that, bought a t-shirt we didn’t really want, and left an unpleasant one-star Yelp review that also complained about the poor quality of the t-shirt we bought that we didn’t really want.

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