Fugger: Kim Kardashian

VMAs Fug Carpet: Kim Kardashian and the Jenners

Sometimes it looks like Kim really struggles to remember what all her face muscles can do.

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Casual Fuggerday: Kim Kardashian

Oh, did we not mention that Kim Kardashian wore the WORLD’S WORST JUMPSUIT last week?

Kim Kardashian Jumpsuit

We were just waiting until you’d had that Saturday morning Bloody Mary first. Because you’re going to need it.

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WTF: Kim Kardashian

Can I confess something to you? I think she looks fantastic from the neck up:

From the neck down, I assume she’s gunning hard for a Spanx endorsement, given that she is now leaving the house clad only in the shapewear and shapewear-adjacent. Did Kanye have a religious experience in the Nordstrom ladies’ underpinnings department last weekend? If only it had been in the cafe. She could be wearing a bear claw right now.

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Fugging Fug Fug the Fug Fugshifugs: Kim Kardashian

She just WILL NOT help herself.

Kim Kardashian

Stick that with a black shirt that DOESN’T fetishize her nipples and some black shoes, and I’d probably be saying, “Damn, that almost looks professional.” But instead, she’s essentially wearing Braille. You know, Kimye, when you two complain that nobody takes the Kim half seriously, MAYBE THIS IS WHY.

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Fug, Fines, and WTF: Various Kardashian/Jenner Offspring

I don’t know how Kim has not figured out that tight skirts with horizontal patterns across her hips do NOT do for her what she thinks they do.

Kylie Jenner, Kendall Jenner, Kim Kardashian, Teen Choice Awards

But I mean, apart from looking like something you could buy on The Sims for your bangin’ bachelor pad, Kim actually is not the problem here. Nor is Kylie. No, it’s Kendall who needs a Get-a-Grip Friend to tell her she looks like she’s wearing rotting linens. Beyond that, though, the whole outfit feels like something Angie Harmon would wear, but with actual finished pant legs, and Angie Harmon — whom I love, conceptually — IS IN HER FORTIES. Kendall is eighteen. It’s cool to want to grow up to be Angie Harmon — I will feel that way until I die, I suspect — but not when you still have like THIRTY YEARS to get there.

However. Kendall did not have the worst sartorial weekend of the lot.

that honor goes to Kourtney


What The Fug: Kim Kardashian

I’ve decided Kim Kardashian and Kanye are going to take the cultish furor around their coupling and turn it into an actual cult.

It will involve members building her a pedestal out of their own donated money, while she stands atop it, robes flowing, shouting, “Kanye has, like, the best taste.” When we need punishing, she will rip out a chunk of what they built and spend it on high-necked, skin-tight maxi-dresses from Balmain with more embroidery than your grandmother’s living room, or jumpsuits that make her look squat. And the first commandment will be, “Like, no corset should hold that which was given to you, because like, right?” Sometimes Kanye will come over and ask how he’s influenced anybody today, and he will send forty tweets for each person who can’t answer. It’s going to be great.

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