Fugger: Kim Kardashian

Fugs and Fabs at the Vogue Foundation Gala: The Models, Plus An Extra Kardashian


I’m sorry, Fug Nation. Kendall Jenner walked in freaking Chanel couture the other day. She has officially been sorted into the “model” file folder. (I have to give her credit for going out and getting herself a job, though; this has been more than one Fashion Week that she’s walked in. Runway model to me feels less “I’m a MODEL now,” too. You’re one of several, all doing the same gig, and it feels to me more like she’s actually working than if she, say, just ended up being the spokesmodel for a low-level brand of flip-flops or something.)

[Photos: Fame/Flynet, Splash]

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WTF: Kim Kardashian at Valentino


Kim: Hi, Mr. Valentine.
Valentino: No, no, no. NO.
KK: Oh, sorry, Mr. Gandhi. I’m bad with names.
V: Uh…okay, yeah, whatever. I don’t have time to explain this to you. Who invited you, anyway?
KK: Everyone. I’m royal. I have cheekbones now and everything.
V: How much of you is you?
KK: OMG are you a poet? That’s so deep.
V: There is no hope of this conversation satisfying me.
KK: Isn’t my cleavage rad?
V: … I will give you that you do not look awful.
KK: So but Mr. Garamond, how come you didn’t bronze your HANDS, too!
V: NEXT.
[Photo: Fame/Flynet]

 

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Casual Fuggerday: Guess Who


I don’t hate this first one, but maybe that’s because I’ve seen the last one already and I know how this story ends.

[Photos: AKM/GSI, Fame/Flynet]

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My Beautifug Fug Twisted Fugtasy: Kim Kardashian at Bonnaroo


HEY BONNAROO, GUESS FRIGGIN’ WHO?

Kim Kardashian at Bonnaroo 2014 (2)

“IT’S ME AND MY BOO AND SHE’S FLASHING AT YOU IN A SHIRT THAT’S SEE-THROUGH ‘CAUSE HER SEX APPEAL IS TRUE AND IF THAT’S UNTRUE TO VOUS THEN JUST ¬†CHOKE ON YOUR HATE-STEW BECAUSE THOSE GOODS ARE THE GLUE THAT GIVE KANYE HIS WOO. I AM THE BECHAMEL, SHE IS MY ROUX. AND UNLIKE ON SCOOBY-DOO WE GET AWAY WITH IT, FOOLS, CAUSE YOU MEDDLING KIDS COULDN’T FIND A CLUE IF IT POUNDED A DEW AND DANCED SOME SOFT-SHOE ON THE BACK OF A GNU.

Kim Kardashian at Bonnaroo 2014 (1)

SHE IS MY WIFE WITH TWO GOBLETS OF LIFE WHOSE ELIXIR INSIDE IS NUTRIENT-RIFE AND ALSO THE WINE GLASSES ARE HELPFUL TO ME AS WELL. SO DEAL WITH IT.”

[PHOTOS: INSTAGRAM]

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Casual Fuggerday: Kim Kardashian


This is tremendous.

I can’t wait until Kim and Kanye decide they’re going to buy a ranch and live off the land, and she’s churning butter and mopping and living the prairie life, all while trying to hide her thousand-dollar heels because she’s ashamed she doesn’t think hanging the wash on a clothesline is more dope.

[Photo: INF]

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Late-Night (Mostly) Kandid Fugs: Kim Kardashian In Europe


The wedding is supposedly on Saturday; Kim has been doing a lot of meandering and shopping and cleavage-ing in the run-up to it. As you’d expect.

[Photos: Fame/Flynet]

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