Fugger: Kim Kardashian

What the Fugs: Various Kardashian/Jenners


It’s amazing to me that a family that CONSTANTLY discusses its weight and fitness does not also understand the logic of “JUST GO UP A SIZE. NOBODY WILL KNOW BUT YOU.”

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Recent Fugs: The Jenndashian National Konvention


The good news is, I spy shorts under there. The bad news is, the issue in NO WAY went without saying.

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Recent Fugs and Fabs: Keeping Up With The Jenndashians


All right, well, we all know what Kim’s been up to recently (although there are some OUTFITS in here, also). I am sure it will be hard to resist discussing Kimye vs. Taylor, and it’s part of the pop culture conversation so I don’t expect it NOT to come up, but please as usual avoid personal attacks — on each other, or on either of them or their friends/families. In other words, regardless of whether you are Team Taylor or Team Kim (I, personally, am Team Oh Get Over Yourselves, Both Of You, Because You’re Both Knowingly Profiting Off All This Discord And Have Been For Years), hurling names at either one of them is no better than Kanye so carelessly calling Taylor “that bitch.” Thank you!

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Recent Fugs and Fabs: The Kardashian-Jenners


Okay. So. I was, initially, kidding when I said the first of these posts was like Royals Round-Up; it was intended as a joke about how the KardJenners wrongheadedly appear to think they are the crown princesses of America. But there IS a logic to rolling them all into one periodic slideshow: It’s ONE post, as opposed to the twenty we COULD write. Ergo, those of you who don’t want to engage with them can skip them more easily. I thought that made sense, but got a lot of disgusted comments anyway because apparently giving them their own slideshow was somehow just as offensive as… I don’t even know, y’all. We’ve already said they are too enmeshed in fashion and pop culture to ignore them. That decision stands. I’m just trying to give EVERYONE what they want: Kards to ogle for those who enjoy the train wrecks — and there are MANY OF YOU, and yes, I am one of them — and an easier time SKIPPING the Kards for those who don’t. I’M TRYING.

Please don’t use sexually derogatory language about them in the comments. Thank you.

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What the Fug: Your Kardashian/Jenner Update


Kim is only in here ONCE, y’all. Maybe Khloe asked her to step aside.

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What the Fug: The Week(ish) in Various Kardashians


It’s like Royals Round-Up,  except completely the opposite. Also, fair warning: It gets worse as it goes.

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What the Fug: Kim Kardashian


Kim Kardashian is a giver. I’m serious. Most people would ease back into things after a holiday long weekend; I, in fact, was so tired from General Merriment that I felt hung over all day yesterday despite not having had a drop of alcohol since Saturday. But Kim? She does not slow down. The woman is a rock-solid giver of visual comedy, and thus she thoughtfully wore bike shorts to a business meeting.

Kim Kardashian

In Hamilton parlance (sorry, those with Ham fatigue; it’s just SO APT), the girl is non-stop. She fugs like she’s running out of time.

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