Listen, I am not PROUD of myself for eating up the details of this event, but it is JUICY, so. As you might expect, the Jeff Bezos/Lauren Sanchez nuptials are being eagerly attended — or, attended with trepidation but curiosity too deep to say no — by the Kardashian-Jenner clan, Dolce of D&G (and possibly Gabbana, I just haven’t seen him), Oprah, Orlando Bloom, Jared and Ivanka (gosh, I seem not to have downloaded a picture of them, gee) and Tom Brady, among I’m sure MANY others whose identities were not tagged by the Getty photographers trying to cover the influx of boats. So far Gayle is the only trailblazing feminastronaut present that I’ve seen, so I guess Zero Gravity does not necessarily bring everyone closer.
