This is from a Louis Vuitton Cruise collection that was billed as the Middle Ages meets glam rock. To me it’s more ’80s Music Teacher Who Does Jazzercise Videos On Her Off Days. But at least it’s not weirdly droopy or too bare yet also weirdly lacy, and there’s no satellite dish attachment. This feels like a comfortable B grade.
The hair is looking cute, though. The waves really suit her. I know she shaved it for a role and now she’s figuring it out, and I don’t think she’ll keep it, but it reminds me of when Tyra would cut off a girl’s hair on ANTM and you’d be like, “OOOOH, I DON’T KNOW,” and BOOM, Yoanna rocks it. Perhaps Emma Stone is the Yoanna House of the Academy Awards circuit.
