Fugger: Kanye West

VMAs Fug Carpet: Kim (in vintage Galliano) and Kanye


Kanye, Kim

“IT’S LIKE THIS: KIM WAS IN HER CLOSET FOR HOURS UNTIL SHE STARTED TO GLOWER AND I WAS GROWING SOUR, AND BECAUSE I’M A SERIOUS VOW-ER AND ‘TIL DEATH DO US PART’ STILL HAS POWER, I OFFERED HER FREE WEEZY AND SHE WAS LIKE “nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo” SO THEN EVERY OUTFIT SHE DEFLOWERED MADE MY MOOD HELLA DOUR AND I WAS LIKE, “JUST PUT UP A DAMN TWITTER POLL AND TAKE A SHOWER.” I JUST DIDN’T THINK SHE’D WAIT TO DO THAT LAST THING UNTIL TWO SECONDS BEFORE WE LEFT THE HOUSE. ALSO I THINK “DRESSY SEXY” WON BUT THIS LOOKS MORE “CASUAL CHILL” TO ME SO MAYBE “DRESSY” JUST MEANT “IN THE VAGUE MANNER OF A DRESS,” BUT EVEN THAT IS JUST A GUESS. FOR SURE THIS LOOK IS SOMETHING LESS. IT’S GENITALLY BREEZY AND NIPPLE-FREEZY AND SORTA SEXY BUT ALSO SLEAZY AND HONESTLY IT LOOKS LIKE DISCOUNT YEEZY SO TELL ME PLEAZY WHY SHE’LL PICK IT WHEN IT’S BY GALLIANO BUT NOT WHEN IT’S MEEZY.  IT’S A SEE-THROUGH RUCHED HOT MESS THAT I HAVE TO PRETEND TO BLESS WHEN I REALLY WANT TO CONFESS THAT IT DOES NOT IMPRESS, UNLIKE CAGNEY & LACEY STARRING SHARON GLESS. YES THAT’S RIGHT I KNOW MY ‘COP SHOW ROLE MODELS. DALY, GLESS, FRANZ, WEST. RECOGNIZE.”

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Met Gala WTFs and Fines: Kim, Kanye, Kendall, and Kylie


When E! asked Kanye why he picked silvery colored contacts, his answer — in beautifully terse Kanye fashion — was only, “Vibes.” (This from a man who will never say something in one tweet when he can say it in fifteen.) Somebody remind him of that one the next time he takes an eternity to name his album.

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Fugs and Fabs: Celebs at Paris Fashion Week


It feels like EVERY week in Paris is Fashion Week. But it really is Fashion Week in Paris again. Let’s eyeball the celebs hitting the shows.

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What the Fug: Kardashians, Jenners, and Kanye at Yeezy Season 3


Fug Nation, I’m trusting you here: When I die, this is how Jessica has to memorialize me.

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Fugs and Fabs: CFDA Fashion Fund Show and Tea


You guys, I STILL have to look up who is Ashley Greene and who is Nikki Reed.

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Fugs and Fabs: Everyone Else at the Vogue 95th Anniversary Party


We saw the models; now see Rihanna and Everyone Else. Pink hair! Kanye! A confused Suki Waterhouse!

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Fugs and Fines: Givenchy at New York Fashion Week


Givenchy moved its show to New York this season (I’ve decided it’s because Kanye didn’t want to bring pregnant Kim to Paris, and his close bud Riccardo Tisci refused to do it without him). We’ll get into the clothes on the runway another time, but for now, let’s just imagine North West and her future brother East growing up to be the valedictorians of Stanford. It helps.

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