KIM: What up.

KANYE: HEY HEY MY LADY KIMOTHY WHAT IS THE DEAL WITH THEE, IT’S RAINING ON YOUR HEAD I GUESS BUT CAN’T FEEL IT ON ME.

KIM: We look dope.

KANYE: DO WE THOUGH? MY DENIM IS IN DEFIANCE OF MOST BASIC SCIENCE, TOO BIG AND YET TOO SMALL BECAUSE THERE’S FULLY NO RELIANCE ON PHYSICS, NO COMPLIANCE OR APPLIANCE OF DAMMIT NOTHING RHYMES WITH PHYSICS EXCEPT MORE PHYSICS.

KIM: More is rad.

KANYE: ANYWAY THIS COST THOUSANDS BUT IT LOOKS LIKE TWENTY BUCKS ‘CAUSE I’M SUBVERSIVE AND ASSERTIVE BUT MOSTLY NONE OF YOU CRAZY SCHMUCKS WILL EVER TELL ME MY OUTFIT SUCKS SO I SUMMON UP MY PLUCK AND PRETEND I’M WONDERSTRUCK BUT LET’S GET REAL, SOMETHING WENT AMOK I FEEL LIKE I’M IN A JC PENNEY IN 1994.

KIM: Were we alive in 1994?

KANYE… YES.

KIM: Cool cool. Who’s Jaycee Penney? She sounds dope.

KANYE: WHERE DID YOU GET THAT FABRIC, IT’S DOING A REALLY BAD TRICK WHERE IT LETS YOUR NIPPLE STAB IT AND I’M REALLY KINDA MAD AT IT AND IT LOOKS LIKE SOMETHING AN ASTRONAUT WOULD TAKE TO SPACE AS A BLANKET. AND BANK IT: THOSE SHOES ARE STANK. THROW ‘EM OUT AND THANK ‘YE.

KIM: Space is rad.

KANYE: I GUESS. WHATEVER.

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