Fugger: Jane Fonda

Well Played, Jane Fonda in Zuhair Murad

“A carousel of hope” is basically what my soul rode on after seeing this outfit.

Jane Fonda

It’s beautiful, it’s bright, it’s lively, it’s dignified but spirited, and it doesn’t put me on intimate terms with her undercrackers. Starlets of the world, school is in session.

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Fugs and Fabs: Celebs at the Airport

You know how much I enjoy the random ensembles of celebs at the airport!

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Fugs and Fabs: UCLA’s Sustainabilty Gala

I feel like it has to be hard to figure out how to dress for a gala celebrating environmentalism and sustainability. Isn’t this when you call H&M and ask them to send over all their most eco-conscious duds?

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Fugs and Fabs: Grammy Pre-Parties

It’s not that the Grammys never end; it’s that we cope with them in REVERSE. It’s like turning back time. CHER! WHERE ARE YOU? WE’RE DOING IT!

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Golden Globes WTF: Jane Fonda in Yves Saint Laurent

One of my favorite things about these big shebangs is deciding who gets to be our lead-off hitter the next morning. It’s not your biggest bat, necessarily, but it needs to be someone who at least has a shot at getting things stared off with a kick. I think I have chosen correctly:

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Jane is giving this every ounce of dignity. But when your head is poking out of a demi-poncho that’s a cross between a seashell and Spanish roof tile, it requires more than dignity; you need a worldwide epidemic of hysterical blindness.

Happy Golden Globes, everyone! It’s going to be a long but fruitful day.

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Fugs and Fabs: More from The Governors Awards

Are my painkillers REALLY making me happy, or is her dress actually good? Or both?

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Cannes Fugs and Fabs: Rachel Weisz and Jane Fonda

Rachel Weisz is so pretty, it hurts my face. And Jane Fonda has gone FULL CRACKPOT for this premiere, which is delightful. With bonus Michael Caine.

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