Fugger: Jane Fonda

Grammys Well Played: Jane Fonda in Balmain

This is not the first jumpsuit from this line that I secretly like, but this one, I suspect I enjoy SPECIFICALLY in this context.

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The EXQUISITE¬†unimpressed¬†expression on Jane’s face, coupled with the pose, the necklace more dramatic than Kanye when his dinner is late, and that fabulous shade of green, is collective PERFECTION. I don’t want to see this outfit ever again anywhere else — not on Gwyneth, a model, a Lohan, a Kardashian, Amal, or even Intern George (note: I MIGHT want to see that actually). This is it. This is how it was meant to be worn: by Jane, like a truth bomb being dropped into a room full of delusion. “Look at all you sad mice scurrying around in your see-through outfits,” she is thinking. “Sit down, you woeful children, and let me show you how to bring the noise.”

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Golden Globes Fugs and Fab: Ladies in Red

In case you needed an earworm this afternoon, HERE’S LADY IN RED. You are so welcome.

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Toronto Film Festival Fugs and Fabs: “This Is Where I Leave You” Premiere(s)

A movie that features both Tina Fey and Connie Britton (and Jason Bateman) feels like it’s hitting a MAJOR Fug Nation sweet spot. All it needs is Pacey holding a gallant umbrella over someone’s head while George Clooney smiles calmly and Prince George toddles past in pursuit of something totally inappropriate to eat.

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amfAR in Cannes: Fugs and Fabs, Part 1

Sorry, Dior, but for this Prom she picked McQueen.

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Cannes Fugs and Fabs: Opening Night/”Grace of Monaco” Premiere

Ladies and gentlemen, start your engines.

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Fugs of the AFI Fest Tribute to David O. Russell

No sooner did she debut her Coco Rocha — as I think of this cut — than Jennifer Lawrence brought it out on the town. You will be interested to know it’s Michael Kors, and not Dior, so what does that mean for her upcoming Catching Fire junkets? Tragically our subs didn’t have a full-length photo of the outfit, but at least we get the worst of it. I HOPE that’s the worst of it.

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