Fugger: Jane Fonda

Golden Globes WTF: Jane Fonda in Yves Saint Laurent


One of my favorite things about these big shebangs is deciding who gets to be our lead-off hitter the next morning. It’s not your biggest bat, necessarily, but it needs to be someone who at least has a shot at getting things stared off with a kick. I think I have chosen correctly:

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Jane is giving this every ounce of dignity. But when your head is poking out of a demi-poncho that’s a cross between a seashell and Spanish roof tile, it requires more than dignity; you need a worldwide epidemic of hysterical blindness.

Happy Golden Globes, everyone! It’s going to be a long but fruitful day.

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Are my painkillers REALLY making me happy, or is her dress actually good? Or both?

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Cannes Fugs and Fabs: Rachel Weisz and Jane Fonda


Rachel Weisz is so pretty, it hurts my face. And Jane Fonda has gone FULL CRACKPOT for this premiere, which is delightful. With bonus Michael Caine.

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I wish Cannes would go on forever. Of course, cut to me in a week saying, “Oh my GOD, CANNES GOES ON FOREVER.”

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Do you think the actual White House Correspondents ever look around this event and wonder when it because such a celeb-fest?

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Grammys Well Played: Jane Fonda in Balmain


This is not the first jumpsuit from this line that I secretly like, but this one, I suspect I enjoy SPECIFICALLY in this context.

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The EXQUISITE unimpressed expression on Jane’s face, coupled with the pose, the necklace more dramatic than Kanye when his dinner is late, and that fabulous shade of green, is collective PERFECTION. I don’t want to see this outfit ever again anywhere else — not on Gwyneth, a model, a Lohan, a Kardashian, Amal, or even Intern George (note: I MIGHT want to see that actually). This is it. This is how it was meant to be worn: by Jane, like a truth bomb being dropped into a room full of delusion. “Look at all you sad mice scurrying around in your see-through outfits,” she is thinking. “Sit down, you woeful children, and let me show you how to bring the noise.”

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Golden Globes Fugs and Fab: Ladies in Red


In case you needed an earworm this afternoon, HERE’S LADY IN RED. You are so welcome.

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