I don’t know if I’m on board with Mariska’s coat, which looks like she wove it in the loose image of the tiled roof on her vacation cottage, but I am all in on Jane’s — and I love the idea of Olivia Benson and Judy Bernly teaming up. Join them in Law & Order: Skinny & Sweet, in which Judy teaches Olivia all about almost poisoning people and then holding them hostage in their bedrooms in a hang-gliding suit, which is how they take down all the business assholes in Manhattan. I thought about calling it Law & Order: SUV, in honor of the proper-size getaway vehicle, but that’s gonna be WAY too confusing.
