Fugger: Irina Shayk

Fugs and Fabs: Models at the Cannes amfAR Gala

Are you ready to take a trip to Leg City? It’s ON. To the extreme.

[Photos: WENN and Bauer Griffin]


Cannes Fugs and Fabs: The “All Is Lost” Premiere

In which we begin with Jessica Chastain, and end with a little game I like to call, “Wait, Is That Petra Nemcova? … It is. Maybe?”

[Photos: Getty]


Fugsica White

This one has an honorable mention of fuggery for Irina Shayk, whose patchy see-through blue dress is like an Avatar special effect gone bad, but the main prize goes to Countess Von Sleevenstein. That is the Titanic of caftans. It is the Caftanic: massive, doomed to fail, and probably containing a string quartet and a few canoes. That sleeve is so large it could clothe a child. Is there a competing musical collective called the Polymoronic Spree? Because if not, I think we’ve found the charter member.

[Photos: Splash News, WENN]