Look how air travel works! Just yesterday, we noted Diane was not in Cannes, and now she is. MAGIC. I have written an entire backstory for her Prada: It was supposed to be sheer in the front, and then the new rules came down, and someone snagged a napkin from the hotel and fashioned a boob sling for modesty. Never mind that Diane doesn’t normally go full nipple, and for that matter, nor does Prada. Never mind that it matches her headband so it feels fairly intentional. Never mind it ALL. I CANNOT BE SWAYED. An emergency kerchief is the only explanation for this madness.

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