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Fug or Fab: Gwyneth Paltrow in Tom Ford at amfAR Inspiration LA Gala


Gwyneth co-hosted this event, so I expected her to be in something short, or snug — basically, anything that Tom Ford could put on her that would also go Major Movie Star. And instead, she went closer to Major Movie Studio Exec.

What do you make of it?

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Mixed Fug-Fab Bag: Gwyneth Paltrow in Roland Mouret, Versace, Monique Lhuillier


There are some good things about all of these, but mostly, I just need you to know that correctly typing “Fug-Fab Bag” took me SEVERAL tries.

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New York Fugshion Week: Day Seven Celebs


We finally got some A-listers! AT LAST.

 

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Well Played, Gwyneth Paltrow


This is Prada:

And I suspect it’s also an apology for this. Miuccia may be apologizing for that one for the rest of her life. That said, though, as apologies go, this is a good one. I can’t WAIT to read the GOOP missive where Gwyneth explains how to shame your enemies into making you a fabulously slinky gown. That’s news we can all use.

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Fugneth Paltrow


I’m going to read some body language and infer that Gwyneth was not super happy about this ensemble.

Her minimalist makeup doesn’t seem to match the clothes nor the nighttime-nature of the event. The dress is pulling and bunching at her waist. And not for nothing, a) I think her eyebrows are bleached too much, and b) her hair looks TERRIBLE. Gwyneth Paltrow’s hair NEVER looks stiff and dry and stringy and uncombed. I seriously thought that was against the law in this country, so consistent is she about having a well-groomed mane. What is happening? Did she accidentally eat processed sugars, or inadvertently use sea salt from the plain ol’ U.S. of A, or another such GOOPy tragedy? Whither her kilter, and why is she off of it?

Let’s back out and look at the whole thing:

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British Fashion Awards Fug or Fab: Gwyneth Paltrow


Well, I’m very grateful to her for not wearing those shoes that consist solely of one strap across the toes, because it feels like everyone in the industry has worn those lately. Never have two straps seemed like a fresher approach.

And because she’s Gwyneth, she’s basically making this work as well as anyone can, because she walks on a rare cloud. But that doesn’t change that it reminds me of a bathing suit tucked into someone’s uniform kilt.

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