My apologies to the Red Sea Film Festival, but it keeps getting kicked down the line due to a glut of parties. YAY, A GLUT, HOW I HAVE YEARNED FOR A GLUT. Anyway, I knew we’d get to Sharon eventually. This outfit can wait no longer. WHAT IS IT. Come for the wackitude, stay for Zoe Saldana, Michelle Williams, Freida Pinto, and a giant train on Naomi Campbell.