We’re a week away from the Met Gala, and while the Daily Front Row Fashion Awards are not even in the same LEAGUE as that event — it’s like Pee-Wee Football, versus the NFL — this is also such a tepid appetizer. So much samey-ness, so little color. Up to and including Gwyneth Paltrow not only looking expensively bland, but getting an award for her G. Label line, which is also expensively bland. Also, it was a warm evening here in LA, and… I think some makeup looks held up better than others.

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