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Recent Fugs and Fabs: A Summer of Celebrities in Stripes


How is it even possible that we haven’t rounded up Recent Events in Celebrity Stripes before? How else am I supposed to advance the Striped Agenda?!

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Fugs and Fabs: Celebs in Jeans


You know that very little is happening in the world of Celebrity Candids because the paps are snapping people like “Simon Cowell’s Wife,” Elliot Gould at the Brentwood Country Mart, and Danny Glover, which, look, I also appreciate Danny Glover but you know he’s not accustomed to be photographed when he’s just popping into CVS to buy some gum. I have let those people run their errands in peace. That said, we also have Emma Stone! Justin Timberlake! The Return of Hayden Panettiere!

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Hmm: Emma Stone


I am so glad to see her again, and yet there’s something off about this. Is it the eyebrow makeup?

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Fug or Fab: Emma Stone with Billie Jean King


Emma Stone here is presenting an award to Billie Jean King at the Logo Trailblazer Honors, because she’s playing BJK in Battle of the Sexes, which is about the time Billie Jean destroyed Bobby Riggs – and, by the way, if you want to fall down a wormhole, that Wiki page will take you there. (To wit: “King entered the Astrodome in Cleopatra style, carried aloft in a chair held by four bare-chested muscle men dressed in the style of ancient slaves. Riggs followed in a rickshaw drawn by a bevy of scantily clad models. Riggs presented King with a giant lollipop and she gave him a piglet.” To which I can only say: ????!!!!??!) (Said tennis match is also stuff of legend in my family, because my 24 year old mother won a bunch of money off her father by betting on Billie Jean, a bet I suspect my grandfather took in part just to get her riled up.) ANYWAY, Billie Jean looks terrifically like herself — the coordinated glasses delight me — and I look forward to seeing her Sportfaces over Wills’ and Kate’s shoulders in the next couple of weeks at Wimbledon. As for Emma, she ALSO looks very much like herself from the neck up:

2016 Logo's Trailblazer Honors - Inside

From the neck down, I don’t even know. I LOVE YOU, Emma Stone, so much, but this looks like you realized your white day dress was too boring so you layered an old cocktail waitress uniform over it and hoped for the best, and the best missed the bus.

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Fugs and Fabs: Celebs at the Airport, Again


This particular version of this feature proved to be surprisingly A-list.

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Fugs and Fabs: Celebs in Jeans


Because sometimes we like to talk about denim. With bonus SWINTON!

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Met Gala Fug or Fab: Emma Stone in Prada


First, let us all discuss at length Emma Stone’s brunette dye job.

Emma Stone

I will miss her as a redhead, but I’m not mad at this, either. I’m sure it’s for a role and she’ll be back to lighter pastures soon, but she’s proving to be a person who can wear pretty much any hair color and have it make sense on her. As for the dress, it’s one part Middle Earth Chastity Belt, and one part what the Kardashian Waist Training Gizmo will look like in 100 years when their andoid selves run this entire planet. I’ll say this for Prada: Between Emma and Katy Perry, that brand did not snooze on this gala.

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