I sincerely hope that every stylist and glam team in the business is currently floating in a hot tub with a glass of wine in one hand and an ice cream sundae in the other; the last week has been, technically speaking ABSOLUTELY BONKERS in terms of events scheduling and they have to be zonked out. This event — who knows what this even really is; events-people, you’d get MUCH better coverage if you didn’t shove your thing into the middle of a madly packed week! — happened FRIDAY.  (What day is it even today? WHO CAN SAY.)

PS: A lot of the Usual Suspects: Man Version attended this but looked boring so I didn’t feel like using my photo budget. Jeremy Allen White wore all black and looked normal. Leo looked like Leo. Etc. You know. Just visualize!

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