I feel kind of bad that I have recently obsessed myself with Diane Kruger’s uterus and whether it has an occupant. I mean, if I were a celebrity, right now all the bloggers and tabloids would be screaming that I am KNOCKED UP when really I’ve just been hitting the transfats way too hard over the last six weeks. That being said, I don’t think Diane looks transfatty. I think she looks, here, like she’s trying to create a WAISTLINE DIVERSION:
Let’s be honest, you guys: That shit is suspicious.
But this isn’t, so it’s possible that my Freakish Ability to Predict Celebrity Pregnancies is on the fritz: