Fugger: Diane Kruger

Met Gala Mostly Well Played, Diane Kruger in Jason Wu for Hugo Boss and Josh Jackson and Michelle Williams in Louis Vuitton


We had Katie Holmes! If only James Van Der Beek had been there! We could have had a PROPER Dawson’s reunion.

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Fugs and Fines of Coachella: Second Weekend


The second verse is not QUITE the same as the first, sadly. Or fortunately?

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Fugs and Fabs: The F/X Upfronts


As usual, the dress code for this looks like, “none of these people are exactly sure what to wear to this party.”

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Vanity Fair Oscar Party Fug Carpet: Diane Kruger in Valentino


I haven’t figured out yet which Valentino this is but it looks a little like a modified version of this one — about which my comment was, simply, “Lord help us all.” I stand by that.

Update: It’s actually this one (my Finding Things skills were severely hampered last night), about which I so eloquently said, “La la la tablecloth.” I stand by that too.

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New York Fugshion Week: Day Seven Celebs


We finally got some A-listers! AT LAST.

 

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Fugs or Fabs: Diane Kruger


I feel kind of bad that I have recently obsessed myself with Diane Kruger’s uterus and whether it has an occupant. I mean, if I were a celebrity, right now all the bloggers and tabloids would be screaming that I am KNOCKED UP when really I’ve just been hitting the transfats way too hard over the last six weeks. That being said, I don’t think Diane looks transfatty. I think she looks, here, like she’s trying to create a WAISTLINE DIVERSION:

Let’s be honest, you guys: That shit is suspicious.

But this isn’t, so it’s possible that my Freakish Ability to Predict Celebrity Pregnancies is on the fritz:

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