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Fug or Fab: Diane Kruger in Monique Lhuillier


Jared Leto has thrown down the photobomb gauntlet.

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National Fugsure: Diane Kruger in Monique Lhuillier


So, first: As far as Diane’s hair color goes, she told a whole story about how she accidentally dyed it brown and has been trying to get it back slowly (although, oddly, it looks redder again here than it did last weekend). So just in case you thought Diane Kruger had everything in lock, it turns out she too is at the inconsistent mercies of drugstore dye.

That doesn’t explain the dress, unfortunately:

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It’s a sartorial garbage plate: sheer overlay, a giant torso fold, boring (if attractively shaped) black shoes, no bracelet, very daytime-y lipstick for such a dramatic evening gown, all thrown together in one dish and nuked until warm. And just like with actual garbage plates, there may be some regrets, a little groaning, and a desire to curl up in bed for three days and forget.

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Mostly Well Played, Diane Kruger (w. an assist from Pacey)


So I probably could have given you merely one of these photos, but I just…kept downloading them. I guess I really wanted you guys to see these two being cute together. So sue me. Their collective power may have also made me accept a sheer. I don’t even know who I am anymore.

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Fugs and Fabs: The 2015 InStyle Awards


I do love a mid-October awards show.

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Inglourious Fugsterds: Diane Kruger


Oh, man. In the past, she and Jason Wu have combined for sartorial greatness. This…is not one of those times:

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Is it TERRIBLE? Does it make me want to cry? Do I feel like tearing out my hair and tying it around my eyes so I don’t need to see this anymore? Does it make me DESPAIR for HUMANITY? Do I want to steal someone’s Vespa and speed it angrily through Barney’s, yelling insults at ugly clothes as they flash past me? Nah. But do I think, “oh, Diane. You’ve done better. Your torso looks like an armoire”? Yes. Yes, it does. And Wu was being honored at this event, so I’m sort of bummed we didn’t get something more…transporting.

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Fugs and Fabs: Balmain x H&M Launch


Some of this is straight-up Balmain (if not all), as opposed to the diffusion line. Which is a bad advertisement on TWO counts, then.

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Fine or Fab: Diane Kruger in Michael Kors


I would like this so much better with just the simple black belt.

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The color is beautiful, the black pattern on it is funky, and the halter neck and leather cinching really works… for the most part. The criss-crossing is cutting her torso too high, I think, chopping her at an unflattering place. If you scooted that down or eliminated it and just had one narrow tie, her silhouette would be cleaner. Not that you can tell from my office that I like things clean. One of the beans walked in the other day and said, “Mom. You drank like a hundred Diet Cokes.” IT WAS ONLY FOUR. And not in one day. He’s judgmental. (He also announced he’s going to be a dad someday to girl twins named Pineapple and Strawberry, so I have bigger problems.)

Anyway: Let’s also try and discuss the hair. Kruger obviously made a lovely blonde. Is she Amy Poehler Red now, or is that just the lighting? It might really work on her. Also, does this mean Pacey loves a redhead? ASKING FOR A FRIEND.

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