Keira Knightley was SO excited to have accepted a role in Hamilton, until she learned too late that it’s actually about young Melanie Hamilton’s escapades before she married her cousin Ashley Wilkes. Like the time she read a bunch, and smiled, and gave thoughtful presents to people. Oh, and that crazy day she moved all the curios from one cupboard to the other. You should have seen Ashley’s face when he noticed! TOTAL flicker of marginal awareness.