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Fug or Fab: Cate Blanchett in AOUADI


In case you ever stared out your office window wistfully and wondered, “How would Cate Blanchett look if she had, like, a lot of tattoos?”

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To me, the answer is, “kinda cool, and honestly I’m way more worried about her boob popping out here than anything else.” Your mileage may vary.

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Fugs and Fabs: Cate Blanchett


I really want Cate Blanchett to be in a major movie every year, just for the outfits.

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Well Played, Cate Blanchett in Armani


In which Cate Blanchett immediately gets herself cast in any and every upcoming 1930s period piece in which there’s a role for a glorious and glamorous femme fatale who might also be a spy. (Although, generally speaking, nearly every femme fatale could potentially be a spy.)

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This could easy veer into Grandma’s Housedress Zone, but I’m just wondering where she put her martini and cigarette holder. That takes skill.

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Well Played, Cate Blanchett in Carl Kapp


This is very elegant and restrained, with an interesting neckline, and basically how I imagine Cate Blanchett at all times:

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Okay, in my imagination, her shoes are about 500% more intense, but other than that: totally Cate Canon. (Also, Cate Canon sounds like the name of a sexy, high-powered attorney in an LA Law reboot. She’s never been defeated in the courtroom or the bedroom.)

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Cannes Fugs and Fabs: The Rest of the Sicario Premiere


In which Cate Blanchett shows us how it’s done. AGAIN.

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Cannes Fugs and Fabs and Ass Grabs: Cate Blanchett and Rooney Mara


I just thought you might want to open the day with a dash of elegance, before we dip into the muck of the Billboard Music Awards.

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Well Played (With Minor Scrolldown Fug): Cate Blanchett in Roksanda


If anyone out there doubts that spring is coming, just look at this picture. You can practically feel the warmer, flower-scented air on your face.

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And then. I’m not sure what the stain is on the front, but that’s actually not the reason for the scrolldown. I just…  those shoes are SUCH a thud. Cate, you had the ball on first and goal, and you PUNTED. Those heavy black pumps have no relation to the rest of the outfit, for me. It’s like realizing at the last second that you forgot to finish the last sentence of your term paper, and then just randomly adding a word at the end that doesn’t totally fructose.

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