Okay, in fairness, Brad Pitt’s mustache at this premiere was for Inglourious Basterds. But we didn’t know that at the time, so take yourself back to 2008 and imagine you’re seeing this without context, and it’s totally understandable that you would wonder, “Is Brad Pitt… trying something? Is he having an Errol Flynn moment? Did his eyebrows ask for company? Does he want to be French?”

Mostly, this slideshow is FULL of people who are, like Benjamin, aging in reverse. Or not aging at all. Hollywood is like a whole Button factory.

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