Fugger: Carrie Underwood

Billboard Music Awards Fug Carpet: Carrie Underwood in Oriett Domenech


Her hair looks a lot darker from the front. Then again, so does the foundation she pasted on with a trowel, so maybe it’s just the lighting. And you know I’m stalling on expressing my feelings for the dress when I’m delving THAT deep into whatever her hair situation is. But Carrie Underwood is the proto-Country Blonde, so it’s always big news if suddenly she looks like a Country Whiskey-Colored-Hair Person.

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Fugs and Fabs: The TIME 100 Gala


In which My Beloved Martha Stewart wears gold lamé capri pants in public for the THIRD TIME. Martha! You’ve taught me so much: how to fold a fitted sheet, that it’s okay to drink cocktails at like 11 a.m. as long as you’re on TV,  how to make a really good turkey chili. But I will not bend on the subject of these pants.

Other people appeared at this event as well, and some of them looked fabulous and then some of them…didn’t.

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ACMs Fug and Fabs: Lightbox Purge


Am I crazy, or does Spears The Younger look pretty darn cute for her big return to the public eye? I mean, yeah, she’s wearing hair from Ye Olde Underwood Wig Shoppe, but she’s got a bracelet AND there’s nary a nude shoe in sight.

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Fug the Promo Materials: “The Sound of Music” Live on NBC


IT IS UPON US: Tonight, NBC is airing a three-hour live Sound of Music extravapalooza starring Carrie Underwood and Stephen “True Blood” Moyer (or as I’m calling him, Compton Von Trapp). It’s based on the Broadway musical and not the movie, which means the songs and who sing them change a little. This skews my expertise because I’ve never seen the stage show, due to being so enamored of the film and Julie Andrews and Christopher Plummer and Charmian Carr and Eleanor Parker’s fascinating drawn-on eyebrows and Marni “Eliza Doolittle’s Voice” Nixon and (I almost wrote Marti Noxon, although if she had been in it I’m sure I’d have loved her too) and Lila Quartermaine and Future Mrs. Robert Urich and Friedrich’s teeth and KURT THAT’S THE ONE I FORGOT GOD BLESS KURT and even crazy somewhat-hard-to-listen-to Peggy Wood. While we wait to see how this version stacks up — we will be tweeting throughout the West Coast airing at @fuggirls; what’s the over/under on how far into this thing we’re thrown into Twitter jail? — let’s dish the promotional/rehearsal stills.

And no, we are not being paid to discuss the poster; longtime readers of the site, or even possibly short-time readers of the site, should not be surprised that Jessica and I have been looking forward to this with equal parts glee and dread. It likely won’t have anything as glorious as Plummer’s near-homicidal delivery of “THERE ISN’T GOING TO BE ANY BARONESS… ANYMORE” and Friedrich’s teeth screaming “FRAULEIN MARIA’S COME BACK FROM THE ABBEY” about ten seconds too late. But it has Audra McDonald, so… I’m listening.

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You The Jury: Carrie Underwood at the CMAs


I should just rename this category to “Carrie Underwood Gets Tried, Convicted, And Sent Up The River.”

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Emmy Awards Fugs and Fabs: Purple


It kills me when a bold color goes awry, but… Alyson Hannigan, you seem so nice, and this dress is full-on Mean Girling you.

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CMTs Fug Carpet: Carrie Underwood


Gwyneth Paltrow is totally going to have this in her wardrobe… when she’s retired and living in Palm Beach.

The sleeve length is weird. The shorts are a torrid mess. And the color even looks like my grandparents’ yacht club’s after-dinner mints tasted. Oh, and yes, there IS a frosted porthole on her bum:

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