CARRIE UNDERWOOD: Hi Miranda. You look…as expected. But, you know, in a cute way.
MIRANDA LAMBERT: I could say exactly the same to you.
CARRIE: I feel like everyone kind of half-assed the event.
MIRANDA: In the sense that we basically all decided to wear a dress we’d already picked out for a wedding we’re going to later in the month?
CARRIE: Basically. But with slightly more boob.
MIRANDA: A wedding where we’re trying to go home with the best man?
CARRIE: Dibs on that for my new single.
MIRANDA: Fine. So if that’s the wedding, then I assume our performance outfits were…..
CARRIE: The bachelorette party. EXACTLY.