Laying aside that this is an entire Papa John’s franchise worth of pizza…
… this also looks like a very hasty Naeem Khan knockoff that was priced to move at $249.99. Why Carrie Underwood isn’t commanding Carolina Herrera and Oscar de la Renta and even ACTUAL Naeem Khan for these shindigs is beyond me. It’s one thing to be benevolent about smaller designers, but now when you’re on one of country music’s (approximately 147 or so) biggest stages.
No one was more surprised than Xena when Gabrielle decided to be the Tommy Lee of ancient Greece’s first metal band.