What better way to return to work after a long weekend?
Fug File: Man Fugs
Anyone up for a Poe Dameron break? Yeah, I thought so.
There is a SHARP demarcation here between the people who thought, “It’s cold. I’m wearing a coat to this thing,” or even, “it’s cold. I’m going to wear pants,” and people who thought, “NO. I DON’T CARE HOW COLD I AM. Look at my outfit!”
Time for some dudes in suits, no? YES. (If you’re wondering where that wee charmer Jacob Tremblay is, we covered him along with his cinematic mom Brie Larson earlier.)
This installment of People Wearing Coats and Carrying Bags whilst traveling is surprisingly dude-heavy. I’m not complaining.
All right, I joked earlier about Mark Hamill doing the Vader suffocation trick, but… THIS. This is a real proper Vader, right down to the black leather glove. Well, technically, that’s more of a nod to Luke’s robot hand, but I shan’t be picky.
May I be honest? I did not think we’d all still be talking about Justin Bieber in 2015. I sort of thought he was going to go all Kevin Federline on us and disappear into the Fro Yo shops of Calabasas, where he’d peacefully live off his millions and spend a lot of time watering the lawn and eventually, fifteen years hence, pop up on the Hologram TV in We Love The Early-to-Mid Turn of the 21st Century! on VH1, a title they’re going to have to really workshop. But here we are:
Props for continuing to be famous, Justin. I honestly thought this would be over by now. I could say the same for the lifespan of those jeans.