Fug File: Man Fugs

What the Fug: Billy Ray Cyrus at the CMTs


Don’t believe your eyes: Billy Ray Cyrus is NOT in costume as Daniel Boone and that is not an animal-hide cap. It’s human hair.

2016 CMT Music Awards - Arrivals

Whether that hair started life in his follicles, or he in fact lifts it off at night and set it on a wig form he has nicknamed Madam, I may never know. But this seems so deep into self-parody that I had to Google it to see if he wore it for work. And this is what I found out about his new CMT show:

“Still The King” follows Cyrus as “Burnin’ Vernon,” a scandal-ridden country music star who emerges from the ashes twenty years after the height of his career as an Elvis impersonator. After drunkenly crashing his car into an old country church outside of Nashville, he’s sentenced to return and serve as the church’s handyman as part of his parole. Along the way, he pretends to be the congregation’s new minister and discovers that he has a 15-year-old daughter he’s never met.

It. Has. Everything: Elvis jumpsuits, rhymes, tool boxes, false idols, skeptical bumpkins who wear chintz,  and DN-ehhhhh?!? (it’s that thing where you recognize your own mullet in the wild). Basically, he’s found a job where he can CLAIM the hair is for work, but secretly come alive under its dated, spiky heft.

[Photo: Getty]

react:

Fug or Hmm: Andrew Garfield


I very rarely say this about menswear, because I equally very rarely know what I’m talking about, but: Are the proportions on this wacky?

Andrew Garfield

I feel like… a COAT can be that long, but it’s cut more like a blazer, and ergo this look comes off like he broke into Shaq’s house and stole things out of his giveaway pile. Right?

And then it turns out his whole look is proportionally off:

Read More

react:

Fugs and Fabs: The Dudes of X-Men Apocalypse


(a) How is it possible that I did not know until JUST NOW that Oscar Isaac is in the new X-Men movie? (b) Neither Nicholas Hoult nor Fassbender were present at this fan screening, to my deep dismay. (c) No, seriously, why didn’t anyone tell me about Oscar Isaac? Do I need to set a Google Alert?

[Photos: Getty]

react:

Your Afternoon Men: The Dudes of the BAFTA TV Awards


Let’s be honest. This post is just an excuse to bring you Idris and Hiddleston in one handy package.

[Photos: Getty, Fame/Flynet]

react:

Met Gala Fugs and Fabs: The Dudes


AT LAST.

react:

Fugs and Fabs: Dudes at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner


DUDES! And, actually, a fair amount of ladies.

[Photos: Getty Images]

react:

Fugs and Fabs: The Dudes (and Two Dames) of the Captain America: Civil War Premiere


For some reason — they were at something called CinemaCon, I guess? — they held the premiere for this movie now even though it comes out May 6. Y’all, the entire Met Gala lies between now and then. You’re REAL EARLY to this party.

[Photos; Getty, FFN]

react: