By now you’ve all probably seen that Sean Penn is touring the country to promote his novel, Bob Honey Who Just Do Stuff, which part of me hopes is the elaborate parody of Important Fiction that I’ve always wished I had the guts to do — but which I suspect is actually totally sincere on his part. You may NOT have realized that he’s doing it in hair last seen on… well, pick your reference. The Real World in, say, 1997? Mark McGrath during the Sugar Ray heyday? Tom Cruise from when he did his bangs with a Flowbee? A very specific portion of Cameron Diaz’s head from There’s Something About Mary? There are a hundred different directions to take this one — with “away entirely” being the wisest one on his part — and so I invite you in the comments to have at it, assuming the cranky falcon who already nested there does not scare you off.

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