I SHOULD HAVE wait wow okay Caps Lock was unexpected there. Hi everyone! Welcome to the least professional evening of my blogging life. I came home after a night out with Jessica and a beloved friend and OOPS a bunch of wine happened. But I need to get some posts in the hopper because boring boring boring early morning air-conditioning repairman, so that’s why I’m typing this at 12:19 a.m. after too many generous pours of wine (I took a Lyft, I promise). And I didn’t realize caps lock was on. But. Okay. Let’s look at Jon Hamm. There is a robust growth happening on his chin. And a healthy dose of confusion on his face. Does Jon Hamm not remember that he is Jon Hamm? I mean, he seems vexed by this.
Dearest Jon, YOU GREW IT. Surely you know this. It’s not even that BAD, because you have a naturally great face, and you can carry the scruff. But it makes ME feel surprised when YOU aren’t entirely convinced by your own choices.
Also, our photo source did not have the wide shot of this, so I have NO IDEA whose hand that is. Let’s just assume it belongs to Roger Sterling, and here is where we insert a brilliant, witty conclusion to this post, because I am wholly incapable of crafting my own right now.