Rita is wearing all this for the X-Factor auditions, for which she is presumably seated behind a giant desk, as is the format on all Simon Cowell shows.
Regardless, we are at Crack Level: High. But it’s possible that it looks even CRAZIER when all you can see is the top half. Maybe that’s how she accepts or rejects people: swivels to the All Business side for a yes, and if it’s a no, she rotates to Worst Thing You Ever Saw On Sale At Express.
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