Switched at Birth is really a wonderful, wonderful show — it has great actors, innovative scenes all in sign language, interesting adult characters, and lots of good hair. I’m saying all this now so that when I get to the part where I both hate her shoes and am afraid they will come find me in the night and jam themselves up my nose until I beg for mercy, you will know I MEAN it, and not just that my bile valve is stuck on “geyser.”
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