Y’all, one of the hosts of this show — which I did not watch, because I went to the Carly Rae Jepsen show (a teen choice of my own, in a sense) — is a YouTube star. I am, to quote Lindsay Lohan in Jamie Lee Curtis’s body in the remake of Freaky Friday, old.
However, while I look for an ice floe on which to make my home and wait for what is surely imminent death, I do have some good news, and it is that many of these Choices of the Teens looked totally cute at this event. Others…are up to debate. Please join me!