In order to be considered vintage, this dress has to be 20+ years old. That’s a lot of sands of time to have moved through the hourglass; this looks like those sands have congealed. Actually, this whole ensemble, hair and all, would be at home during one of the red-haired Tyra Banks seasons of America’s Next Top Model. You can ABSOLUTELY imagine the girls arriving at a photoshoot to see Nigel already working with Tyra, who wears this and then announces that the theme of the shoot is “Glamorous unfrozen cavewoman.” Which I just made up, but… did I?
