Fugs and Fabs: The Women at The Avengers: Age Of Ultron premiere


I don’t know what happened to just slapping a number on your sequel. “Age of Ultron” sounds less like something to experience than something to be endured.

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MTV Movie Awards Fugs and Fabs: Everyone Else


Remember when the MTV Movie Awards were, like, a really big deal? Yeah, I fear those years are past. (Or maybe I AM THE THING THAT IS PAST. [In other words, I may just now be too old for them.])

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MTV Movie Awards Fugs and Fabs: The Dudes


One of these looks is not like the other. (Spoiler: It’s Tyler Posey’s.)

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MTV Movie Awards Fairly Normally Played: Jennifer Lopez in Versace


“HOLA LOVERS.”

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“I have been tricked, lovers. I was told I would be given a major award, and so I put on clothes that do not have missing parts or mutant pants or a cape, and what happens? PLASTIC POPCORN. This is NOT AN AWARD. It is NOVELTY TRASH you could buy on Hollywood Boulevard next to the place with all the hand prints, and there is no PROTEIN in this at ALL lovers. Do not FOOD-TROPHY THE LOPEZ unless it is the Nickelodoen Kids Choose Me thingies where they put juiced kale on everyone. THIS IS NOT HARD.”

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MTV Movie Awards Fug Carpet: Scarlett Johansson in Zuhair Murad


In which someone wisely reboots The Golden Girls — Betty White can take over the role of Sophia! Or honestly, just be Rose again. She looks THE SAME AGE, probably because she’s made a deal with Lucifer — and gives ScarJo the role of Blanche Devereaux:

Jennifer Lopez at The 2015 MTV Movie Awards in LA

I mean, can you not see this women KILLING it in her retirement community? She’s going to rule the board of directors with an iron hand in a velvet glove, and she is ALSO going to be the belle of the ball come happy hour down at Del Boca Vista. Wait. That’s the retirement community in Seinfeld. I’m getting my seminal NBC sitcoms mixed up. (And PS, when I went to Wikipedia to look up something about Golden Girls, the Blanche entry informed me that it was “too excessively detailed ” and “may contain an excessive amount of intricate detail that may only interest a specific audience.” HOW DARE YOU, WIKIPEDIA. We are ALL in need of intricate details about The Golden Girls.)  Regardless of where in Florida she may find herself, this is a women NOT TO BE TRIFLED WITH.  Actually, while this started out as a gentle crack that I think this jumpsuit is a little old for ScarJo (but would be perhaps delicious on Christine Baranski, if a jumpsuit could be delicious and if Christine Baranski would deign to wear one, which she might not), now I actually really want this to happen.

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MTV Movie Awards Well Played: Cara Delevingne in Reem Acra


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Call me crazy — “HELLO CRAZY” — but I think she looks divine in this:

Jennifer Lopez at The 2015 MTV Movie Awards in LA

It’s sheer but not TOO sheer. Lacy but not TOO lacy. Draped but not TOO draped. Short, but not TOO short. In effect: I enjoy it when she breaks free from the clutches of Kaiser Karl, and Reem Acra is rarely a mistep.

The back is good too:

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