Can’t you just imagine the group text?
MAHERSHALA ALI: Hey everybody! Just a reminder, for New York, we’re all doing neutrals. Creams, greys, taupe. Elegant!
SCARLETT JOHANSSON: Since when?
JONATHAN BAILEY: No one told me this.
RUPERT FRIEND: Mahershala and I have texted both of you multiple times about this. Please read our texts. Remember how you both missed our scheduled group hot stone massages last week? I would have hope that would have taught you a valuable lesson.
SCARJO: Ugh, okay. Fine! I’ll just RIP OFF the outer layer of my dress and wear the INTERNAL BUTTRESSING if that will make you happy? BUTTRESSING???
MAHERSHALA: It will, thanks.
SCARJO: But –
RUPERT: THANKS.
JONATHAN: Hey, wait – actually, this is great. I can wear my pajama bottoms! They’re VERY breezy and comfy. Win-win, everyone! WIN WIN.
