On this holy day, the present I have for you and the Baby Jesus is an eye-bleeding fashion show courtesy of Prada, which produced a godawful outfit Maya Hawke recently wore — and a whole host more, including a lime number Sarah Paulson put on for All’s Fair. Am I a bad gift-giver? Maybe. But WHAT are they putting in the water in Milan?!? There is commentary on most but not all of the slides, because sometimes, there are only so many times I can screeeeeech.
