Golden Globes Fug Carpet: Berenice Marlohe

So, right before we watched Skyfall (in which Ms. Marlohe is the requisite vampy Bond vixen), my mom got into a conversation with us about Eva Green, from Casino Royale, and it turns out my mother CANNOT DEAL WITH Eva Green. Like, really, really thought she ruined that movie, thinks she is a horrendous actress, is furious that she exists at all, wants her exiled to darkest Peru. It just made me laugh. I had no idea people could have feelings that strong about Eva Green. That’s a totally random digression, but the whole thing was so entertaining to me — it was like, the more we talked about it, the faster it went from, “I didn’t think she was very good,” to, “SHE RUINS EVERYTHING,” and that is completely something I do as well. Genetics in action.

However, Eva Green is blameless here. Berenice did this all to herself.

Man, whatever slammed into her crotch left a HUGE mess behind.

[Photo: Getty]

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Comments (21):

  1. Rebecca

    Genetics in action. I died laughing.

  2. Sylvia

    Your mom rocks and it’s clearly genetic. And your readers are grateful that it’s passed down through the generations.

    And this dress looks like an inkblot. I’m waiting for the psychologist to ask me what I see.

  3. Rayna

    Oh, gross.

    She’s like the negative of JLo. I know, not exactly, but YKWIM.

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  5. Mongerel

    Bats plus woodchipper.

    Gotta admit I love the shoes and the nail lacquer.

  6. Jen

    I love her nails! And at least this is in keeping for a Smoldering Bond Girl. She had quite a smolder in Skyfall! But yeah… you’re right, it’s pretty ugly.

  7. Art Eclectic

    I think I would love this if the skirt were LINED.

    I just realized I’ve used the term “lined” 17 times in the past 24 hours on this site.

  8. Mints

    But check out those gams! The dress is hideous though…

  9. Dazie

    What is it with hair this year? SO MANY PEOPLE had their hair all wooshed over to one side, I felt like I was back in Jr High in… well, a while back. And I had short hair then, so I was TOTALLY left out of the fad. And now that I have long hair, I think the wooshed over to one side looks dumb.

  10. emster

    I tend to think Eva Green makes everything better!

  11. Sajorina

    GFY Heather, what did Peru ever do to your mom? I can’t deal with anything else going on in this post!

  12. Maisie

    Holy crap, that dame has SERIOUS thigh muscles. Is she a decathlon Olympic contender in her other life?!

  13. jeanette

    It’s a bit drag-queen isn’t it?

  14. Vandalfan

    Oh boy am I with your Mom. Green’s appearance in Casino Royal stunk it up for me. I think her eyeliner conveyed all the emotions she brought to her work.

  15. lindsay

    if only that bodice ended in a lovely solidly lined skirt, we would be in bizness.

    • Val

      Yes, Lindsey, yes, yes, yes! Finally, an example of a pretty, classy looking lace and it was squandered in a “dress” without a color matching taffeta (or something) underlayer.

  16. Chasmosaur

    I was surprised to find this is a Monique Lhuillier. Which explains why I almost like it – I usually like her things.

    It looks like there is a mullet-y type of lining down the sides (harder to see in this shot, easier in the runway shot). Bizarre. But this is the start of a good version of lace over sheer. Didn’t quite make it.

  17. Alyssa

    Wow. I thought I was the only person who had that intense of an irrational hatred of Eva Green…

  18. G

    eva green is hilarious. total ham in dark shadows, thank god or else my lifeforce may have seeped away thanks to the rest of that crappy movie.

    bit of a disaster for berenice, but she is still gorgeous. she totally knocked it out the park in the press tour for skyfall, and you guys didn’t give her one single nod of approval! she obviously went spazz to troll for an entry on this site.

  19. Vivian

    Everything with Eva Green is better!

  20. Sal

    Don’t have much respect for Eva Green since she starred in the quasi-porn movie The Dreamers.