Oooh, goody, can I derail this conversation of Charlize’s outfit at the Young Adult premiere to ask WHAT THE HELL is going on in her Dior ad? Why is she air-kissing Grace Kelly? Why is Marilyn Monroe hanging out backstage? Is this fashion show being held on the astral plane? Why does Marilyn need perfume on the astral plane? If Charlize can hand Dead Marilyn Monroe perfume, does that mean Charlize is — in the world of this ad, obviously — ALSO DEAD? WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON AT THIS FASHION SHOW? I hardly ever see dead celebrities at shows myself, but maybe that’s because they’re all backstage in formal wear fondling bottles of perfume.
Okay, I feel better now. Let’s discuss.