This is honestly probably a perfectly fine outfit. It seems to fit her really well, and she’s both glowing AND sparkling, which is a lovely feat. But I can’t escape the feeling that she bought that skirt, which looks like a mix of Bejeweled and Space Invaders, thinking she’d find the perfect top for it someday — even though her friends told her to be careful of that trap because that’s how clothes live on the hanger for eternity and never see the light of day, and they were about to be proven right, so to win the point she wove a bodice out of an old bridesmaid dress’s shawl. “You said I could wear it again,” she likely puffed under her breath as she tightened it just-so. “Game, set, match.”


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