6 photos in galleryLet’s raise a glass and look at some outfits.
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Fugger: Zooey Deschanel
Fehs and Fines of the Paley Fest New Girl Panel
I am still mad at FOX for cancelling Ben and Kate, but I love them for giving me Schmidt. Heather and I watched the New Girl pilot after a night at Fashion Week where we had accidentally had A LOT of wine, and we were all, “this is good! But we might be drunk,” and I am pleased every week since that it’s good even when I am NOT drinking. There’s a pull quote for your bus ads, FOX: “NEW GIRL: FUN EVEN IF YOU’RE NOT DRINKING.”
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Oscars Fug Carpet: Zooey Deschanel
Various news reports claimed that Zooey here cut her hair, but I’m pretty sure this is just a faux bob — it’s curled up and pinned, right? Regardless, it’s very cute on her. Unlike this dress, which is from the Valentino line I like to call WHY DON’T YOU JUST STAB ME Spring ’13.
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Golden Globes Mostly Well Played, Sisters Deschanel
I don’t know if you saw this on the telecast, but Zooey had someone actually twirl her ponytail for her when she arrived at the red carpet. I assume it was her stylist or hair technician, but I like to think that she has a dedicated Ponytail Twirler on staff. THAT is some manic pixie dream girl realness.
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Fugs, Fabs, and Fines of the FOX TCA Party
It’s really hard for me not to joke that some of these ladies are looking….FOXY. God. That was horrible. I am really sorry.
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Emmy Awards Fug or Fab: Zooey Deschanel
I call these photos collectively Exhibit B in my theory that Zooey Deschanel is bored of herself and really wishes she could magically insert herself into, say, Sons of Anarchy instead.
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Fug the Cover: Zooey Deschanel on InStyle
I love the idea of a bright cover, and all the saturated rainbow colors and whatnot.
But when I look at Zooey, I think two words: Brenda Walsh. From the cut of her hair to the fact that, due to a combo of position and lighting, one side of her face looks suddenly lopsided in a way deeply reminiscent of Ms. Shannen Doherty. She also looks bored, fatigued, and maybe a little smug about how bored and fatigued she is. Like ennui is the new black — or, I guess, the new red. Seriously, the big red dress with the bow, and Zooey’s natural personality, could’ve combined for a really lively cover and instead it’s like they shot her while she was leaning against a counter taking a smoothie break.
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