Fugger: Zooey Deschanel

Fehs and Fines of the Paley Fest New Girl Panel

Mar 12, 2013 By Jessica AT 10:00 am

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I am still mad at FOX for cancelling Ben and Kate, but I love them for giving me Schmidt. Heather and I watched the New Girl pilot after a night at Fashion Week where we had accidentally had A LOT of wine, and we were all, “this is good! But we might be drunk,” and I am pleased every week since that it’s good even when I am NOT drinking. There’s a pull quote for your bus ads, FOX: “NEW GIRL: FUN EVEN IF YOU’RE NOT DRINKING.”

Let’s raise a glass and look at some outfits.

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Oscars Fug Carpet: Zooey Deschanel

Feb 26, 2013 By Jessica AT 9:30 am

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Various news reports claimed that Zooey here cut her hair, but I’m pretty sure this is just a faux bob — it’s curled up and pinned, right? Regardless, it’s very cute on her. Unlike this dress, which is from the Valentino line I like to call WHY DON’T YOU JUST STAB ME Spring ’13.

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Golden Globes Mostly Well Played, Sisters Deschanel

Jan 14, 2013 By Jessica AT 3:30 pm

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I don’t know if you saw this on the telecast, but Zooey had someone actually twirl her ponytail for her when she arrived at the red carpet. I assume it was her stylist or hair technician, but I like to think that she has a dedicated Ponytail Twirler on staff. THAT is some manic pixie dream girl realness.

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Fugs, Fabs, and Fines of the FOX TCA Party

Jan 9, 2013 By Jessica AT 1:00 pm

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It’s really hard for me not to joke that some of these ladies are looking….FOXY. God. That was horrible. I am really sorry.

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Emmy Awards Fug or Fab: Zooey Deschanel

Sep 24, 2012 By Heather AT 2:00 pm

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I call these photos collectively Exhibit B in my theory that Zooey Deschanel is bored of herself and really wishes she could magically insert herself into, say, Sons of Anarchy instead.

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Boredly Played, Zooey Deschanel?

Aug 21, 2012 By Heather AT 2:00 pm

It’s not so much that I don’t like this — the dress is fine, although let’s be frank, the nylons and the shoes are fired; no, it’s that the photo cracks me up.

The expression on her face says to me, “God, WHY did I have to cleave to this NICE-GIRL persona? Why do I have to be all CHEERFUL now all the time? What was I thinking? Just ONCE I want to put on a raging case of bitchface and wear a dress made of knives and run over someone’s FOOT with a MOTORCYCLE. Instead it’s all polka-dots and party dresses and YAY WHERE’S MY UKULELE and I swear to GOD when New Girl is over I am going to turn into Angelina Jolie.”

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Fug and Fab the TCAs: FOX Party

Jul 25, 2012 By Heather AT 9:00 am

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It’s been a really long time since I watched Bones. Is it on its last legs? Is that why Tamara Taylor is in full HELLO YES HERE I AM EVERYONE mode?

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