Fugger: Sienna Miller

Fug or Fab: Sienna Miller

My question is, which person should be angrier about this? Gwyneth Paltrow at Sienna Miller for ripping off her Oscars look, or Tom Ford at Alessandra Rich, for ripping off the dress he made for Gwynnie for the Oscars?

Or me, at Sienna’s stylist, for making her wear what look like possibly the world’s ugliest shoes underneath it all?

Let's count the people who should be angry:

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Unfug It Up: Sienna Miller

Hey, remember Sienna Miller? She’s alive!

I was going to put this to a vote, and then I realized that I kind of hate it. She looks like she wrapped a black tablecloth around a totally unrelated dress, perhaps because she sat in something unseemly. That’s admirable when done on the fly, but questionable when done on purpose. But surely this can be fixed! Personally, I suspect the easiest solution would be to extend the pleated part all the way down, but I secretly (I guess not so secretly, now) hate the Continually Ruched Skirt, so I might just make the whole bottom half fringed. YES, I recognize that would be crazy, but at least it’d be fun to dance in. What say you?

[Photo: Getty]


Fug or Fab: Sienna Miller

Say what you will about Miss Sienna Miller — I used to hate her, and now I feel sort of pleasantly neutral about her, the way I feel about, say, nutmeg — but this picture is kind of charming:

Given the items she’s holding, you’d think she was really stoked to be graduating with honors from Pine Cone Academy for Food Pyramid Mastery. It makes me consider being somewhat more charitable toward the rest of this:

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Well Played, and Unfug It Up: Sienna Miller

If you squint your eyes when looking at these photos of Sienna Miller, you might just think she was Diane Kruger:

[Photo: Splash News]

That’s a good thing for her. Even better if the Squinting Person is Josh Jackson and he accidentally brings her a cocktail — though that might lead to fisticuffs with Jude Law and while I’d be thrilled to read a cover story in Us Weekly about Jude Law and Josh Jackson getting into a man-fight instead of ANOTHER story about Teen Freaking Mom, I don’t want either of those boys to hurt their faces. Which is a roundabout way of saying, I like this, I think. I also think that’s a lining we see, rather than a bra, and thank god it’s not her nipples.

I’m not as convinced that I’m a fan of this look, though:

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Met Ball Fug or Fab: Sienna Miller

SIENNA MILLER: So, I guess we’re back together.

JUDE LAW: So it appears.

SIENNA: How are you feeling about that?

JUDE: How are YOU feeling about it?

SIENNA: I dunno. We were sort of entertaining together back in the day, but it didn’t end very well. REMEMBER?

JUDE: Let’s talk about your outfit instead!

SIENNA: Okay! I love it. What do you think?

JUDE: It’s interesting.

SIENNA: THAT’S diplomatic.

JUDE: No, it literally is interesting. The color is great. Your face looks excellent.

SIENNA: I didn’t PICK OUT my face. I picked out this dress!

JUDE: Let’s just put it to a vote, darling:


Fug Madness 2010, Round One Continued: Bjork Bracket


La Meester worked really hard this year to ditch the Blair Waldorf persona and adopt one of Lady Solangaga Perry. The one picture I DESPERATELY want to print here is the one I can’t legally use. It’s this one (go to slide #3, if it doesn’t take you there automatically). LEIGHTON. HONEY. Those pants look like she had several terrible lady accidents and one awkward encounter with watercolors.

I can, however, show you this:

Those pants are kind of half-Waldorfian, half-Jenny Humphrey — it’s like what Blair would counsel Little J to wear the night she loses her virginity: Just wrap up your crotch like the precious gift it is, but in leather, to preserve the Jenny Humphrey “It Should Have Been Me In The Runaways So I’m COMING FOR YOU, FANNING” aura.

If you click on Leighton’s archive, you’ll see so much more fug from which to choose. Like this:

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