Fugger: Sienna Miller
he actually went in costume as Edie Sedgwick to an event where she would be seeing Anna Wintour? Or that time she was ravaged by wolves? Or OMG REMEMBER THIS? What a crazy disast. Anyhoodle, then she went away and like everyone who annoys me who goes away, I eventually grew to miss her cray-cray, and now I am kind of glad she’s back. I also kind of don’t hate this. IS THAT CRAZY? Maybe I caught it from her.
My question is, which person should be angrier about this? Gwyneth Paltrow at Sienna Miller for ripping off her Oscars look, or Tom Ford at Alessandra Rich, for ripping off the dress he made for Gwynnie for the Oscars?
Or me, at Sienna’s stylist, for making her wear what look like possibly the world’s ugliest shoes underneath it all?
Hey, remember Sienna Miller? She’s alive!
I was going to put this to a vote, and then I realized that I kind of hate it. She looks like she wrapped a black tablecloth around a totally unrelated dress, perhaps because she sat in something unseemly. That’s admirable when done on the fly, but questionable when done on purpose. But surely this can be fixed! Personally, I suspect the easiest solution would be to extend the pleated part all the way down, but I secretly (I guess not so secretly, now) hate the Continually Ruched Skirt, so I might just make the whole bottom half fringed. YES, I recognize that would be crazy, but at least it’d be fun to dance in. What say you?
SIENNA MILLER: So, I guess we’re back together.
JUDE LAW: So it appears.
SIENNA: How are you feeling about that?
JUDE: How are YOU feeling about it?
SIENNA: I dunno. We were sort of entertaining together back in the day, but it didn’t end very well. REMEMBER?
JUDE: Let’s talk about your outfit instead!
SIENNA: Okay! I love it. What do you think?
JUDE: It’s interesting.
SIENNA: THAT’S diplomatic.
JUDE: No, it literally is interesting. The color is great. Your face looks excellent.
SIENNA: I didn’t PICK OUT my face. I picked out this dress!
JUDE: Let’s just put it to a vote, darling: