Fugger: Sienna Miller

Fugs and Fabs: An Evening Celebrating With The Global Fund


I am sure “The Global Fund” is a worthy cause — Colin Firth is at this event, and I firmly believe that everything Colin Firth does is wonderful and just — but it keeps reminding me of this:

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Well Played, Sienna Miller


I have no issue whatsoever in shouting to the rooftops that I LOVE THIS DRESS:

I don’t believe this is the first time we’ve seen this — although I can’t remember who was wearing it before, I’m sure one of you will, because y’all are smart like that — and I believe I said this exact same thing last time, which is that I wore a (surely much less expensive) version of this to my 8th grade dance and I REALLY WISH I still had it. You guys, this is why I’m a hoarder. I’m sure I said that last time, also, because I am ALSO REPETITIVE. I can’t wait until I am featured on the pilot episode of Repetitive Hoarders, which is just going to be 4 minutes of footage of me being buried underneath old J Crew blazers, played on a loop.

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Glastonbury Fugs and Fabs


Glastonbury is, to me, Coachella with wellies. And, at least in 2013, a hundred percent more human dinosaurs.

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Tony Awards: Fugs and Fabs and Hmms


It’s time to montage some of these people — we have a Swedish royal wedding to get to, people.

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Well Played, Sienna Miller


She seems to be on a roll lately.

For a while she was sort of the British Chloe Sevigny, for me, in terms of wardrobe worship that completely confused me. But this is so charming. Considering that Fug Madness started in 2008 and she and Sevigny were both hot commodities for it at the time, do we think that means the average fug cycle is about five years — meaning, either that’s how long it takes to go from dreadful to dab (Sienna) or how long it takes for us to find your studied strangeness hilarious (Sev)? Should we give her some kind of degree, or certificate of achievement? I wonder if Intern George has time to pop over to FedEx Kinko’s.

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Fugs and Fabs: LBDs


Technically, they’re not all little black dresses — some of them might just be little darkly colored dresses. And actually some of them aren’t little, and one of them isn’t a dress. So let’s revise: Basically, it seems like a lot of people have worn black in the last two days. Might as well herd them.

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