Fugger: Sienna Miller

Well Played Cover: Sienna Miller on Vogue, January 2015


Did anyone have Sienna Miller in the Vogue predictor post? My GUESS is not, because I’m not sure anyone saw her big push at the end of this year coming. (Having said that, although I’ve heard she’s great in American Sniper, her role in Foxcatcher is blink-and-you’ll-miss-it — in the final cut of the film I think she had three lines, as if all her scenes were casualties of the extra year they took to edit that film, which is not something I blame HER for; it’s just The Way It Goes Sometimes. That whole movie is… curious.) At least she’s a fresh choice, although I would’ve loved to see Emily Blunt. Wearing Prada. Naturally.

[Photos: Vogue]

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Amerifug Sniper: Sienna Miller


Hey guys, can you do me a favor?

Sienna Miller, Bradley Cooper and Clint Eastwood attend "American Sniper" premiere in New York.

Just poke me when this trend is over so I can start paying attention again. Thanks.

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Casual Fuggerday: Fug or Fab Sienna Miller


I was cheerfully going to give her a Well Played for this — I love the Betty Draper hair, in particular — until I noticed that the blouse is ruffled, which makes it look to me like she spilled something on the hem, and then had the brainwave to just tuck it up and pretend it was cropped, to hide the stain:

Sienna Miller in a Red Crop Top

And now I’m fixated on that to the exclusion of everything else. What do you think? Did I just ruin everything for you?

[Photo: Splash]

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Well Played, Sienna Miller in Burberry


Well, I’ve got some notes about Tom Sturridge’s hat – I wish it were just a standard bowler, and also that he were twirling a cane — but no notes for Sienna Miller:

Celebs dazzle at the Evening Standard Theatre Awards in London **USA ONLY**

Other than (a) that dress is divine, (b) it would also make a fantastic fainting couch, and (c) those two facts are not necessarily mutually exclusive.

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Fugs and Fabs: Mario Testino’s Birthday Party


I cannot tell if this was a fancy dress party or not, but given that everyone is wearing, essentially, the same color palate, I think there were, at the least, very specific GUIDELINES. Spoiler: Some people look lovely, some people look insane, there’s multiple turbans, and Ms. Keira Knightley’s possible uterine secret suddenly doesn’t seem so secret.

[Photos: Splash]

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Fug or Fab: Sienna Miller


I’ve been staring at this dress for twenty minutes and drawling a blank so large she could climb into it and disappear.

Sienna Miller at The International Medical Corps Annual Awards Dinner in LA

I can’t tell if the skirt has a tie on it, or just… a funky fold in front of her left leg, or what, exactly. And the top kind of looks like she started editing the dress WHILE it was on her body, taking one sleeve and tucking it in under her armpit and then fashioning a dickey out of panty hose. She’s certainly SELLING it better than I expected, but its always disconcerting when you’re staring at someone and wondering if the dress is being built on her AS WE SPEAK by an invisible fairy godmother and/or changing midstream due to the actions of her child who just arrived here in a Prius with a flux capacitor in it, and accidentally tap-danced on the space-time continuum.

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