Fugger: Selena Gomez
I love the name of the event she showed up to, given all the rumors about how weird and contentious her whole Bieber relationship saga was.
But the outfit makes it look like Behaving Badly should be the name of some new Bravo reality show she’s promoting, given that she’s dressed like a contestant on The Real Housewives of The Bachelor.
Part of me thinks she’s working the slouchy high-low aspects of this dress.
And part of me thinks the toga side looks cheap and hugs her strangely, while the glittery part needs a good hoik and a reality check about how sometimes the door is ajar, and sometimes it’s just hanging wide open letting in the night air and bugs. Sigh. It’s hard to grow up Hollywood, especially when you have horrendous taste in on-off boyfriends, so full marks to her for selling this enough that I’m even mulling it at all.
covered part of this Selena Gomez Italian Jaunt over the weekend, but I think I’ve saved the CRAZIEST for today. I hope you had a sustaining breakfast.
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I was just talking to someone the other day about how Selena Gomez is ALLEGEDLY back together with The Biebs, and how the fact that Taylor Swift ALLEGEDLY friend-broke-up with Selena over her continued back and forth with Our Prince of the Diaper Drawers is points in Taylor’s favor, because an on-again off-again relationship with Mr. Bieber would be well-nigh unbearable for the people on the outside and that fact that she ALLEGEDLY went all, “this is exhausting” about it makes me like her. But boy troubles aside, I would also want to Get A Grip Friend Selena over this OUTFIT:
Dude. You can be sexy, you can wear a caftan, but you, Selena Gomez, cannot pull off The Sexy Caftan. Step aside.