Fugger: Selena Gomez

Met Gala Fugs and Fabs: Women in White

If it seems like we’re missing someone major in this category — like, say, one Kimberly Kardashian — it’s because she got her own post. Let’s dig into the also-rans!

[Photos: Fame/Flynet, Getty]


Fugs and Fabs: YET MORE Celebs at Paris Fashion Week

To be honest, I cannot understand how a Fashion Week is STILL HAPPENING. Hasn’t this been going on forever?

[Photos: INF]


Golden Globes Fugs and Fabs: Taylor Swift and Friends

Taylor Swift looked great on this night. Taylor Swift also neglected to pose solo — at least per our photo sources — so we have to roll Lorde and Jamie King and others into the whole affair. Like a human chain.

[Photos: Getty, Splash]


American Music Awards Well Played: Selena Gomez in Armani Prive

I have never said this about Selena Gomez, before, I don’t believe, unless it was in discussion of Monte Carlo (which is underrated and charming), but she looks elegant, and I’m sort of sad she blew this look on the AMAs.

[Photos: Splash, Getty]


Fugs and Fabs: The LACMA Art and Film Gala, Part II

There was a plethora of Basic Black at this event, and yet some of it still veered toward The Land of the Crackpot. Bonus:  A Masculine Surprise at the end of this slideshow.

[Photos: Fame/Flynet]


Fuggerless: Selena Gomez in Christian Dior

It is uncomfortably apt that Selena is promoting a movie right now called Rudderless, what dumping her management and then vacillating on dumping Justin Bieber, and also her style:

Selena Gomez at "Rudderless" premiere

Doesn’t this feel kind of unmoored? Most of her red carpet outfits of late feel very much like the act of a person who doesn’t know what the hell to do anymore: “Here, take this, I’m sure it’ll be fine. I have to go sync my iPhone or something.” This is straight from the High and Tight School of Let’s Hope This Is Foolproof, and in the end, it’s TOO high and TOO tight and too Boobs Legsly. She just looks like one of the cheerleaders for Satan’s newest AFL team. The 5th Circle Beezleballs are going up in the championship game against the 8th Circle Lucifirst Downs, and it’s probably going to be — wait for it — a real scorcher.

[Photo: Fame/Flynet]


Fugs and Fabs: Celebs at the Louis Vuitton Show

On the whole, this is a mixed bag. VERY mixed. Like serving a salad that’s half kale, half Candy Corn.

[Photos: AKMG/GSI]