Fugger: Selena Gomez

Fug or Fab the Covers: Various Elle Magazines, October and November 2015


It’s always risky to make your cover subject turn fully away from the camera, but in this case, I think it works.

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Recent Fugs: Selena Gomez


Oh, Random Skeptical-Seeming Bodyguard, I feel you.

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MTV VMAs: Taylor Swift’s Lady Posse


Taylor assembled as many of her crew as she could manage for the VMAs, and results were mixed at best. Of course, their fearless leader wore fancy sweatpants, so maybe the whole organization had an off day.

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Fugs and Fabs: Day of Indulgence Party


I assume this is some kind of Celebrity Gifting Suite and Pampering Adventure. So even though these are mostly what you’d call candids, it seems like the surprise factor at being photographed is on par with going to lunch at The Ivy, but with added product placement.

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Fug Breakers: Selena Gomez


I have no idea why Selena Gomez is wearing her bathing suit with messy old laundry day pants (unless that actually answers my question).

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But I am certain that, somewhere, David Hasselhoff and Pam Anderson just felt a tremor in the force.

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Hotel Fugsylvania: Selena Gomez


Selena Gomez looks like an extremely unhappy bridesmaid.

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I would be, too, if the wedding were in Vegas at 4 a.m. after the bridal party’s shift at The Tricksy Salamander ended — and, of course, after they all smothered themselves in hand sanitizer before wrapping on the clearance-rack tube top and sarong that clearly came from a shop called Bride Before A Fall, but which the lady herself lied and said was “Ver-sayce.” Nobody, frankly, is too stoked for that wedding.

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Met Gala Fugs and Fabs: Women in White


If it seems like we’re missing someone major in this category — like, say, one Kimberly Kardashian — it’s because she got her own post. Let’s dig into the also-rans!

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