Fugger: Selena Gomez

Fuggle Ball


Ah, the Jingle Ball(s). So far, they’re just Dudes Barely Trying and then girls in thigh-highs. I’m discomfited.

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Fuglena Gomez


Well, yeah, it was a halftime show, but it was also only half-entertaining.

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Fugs and Fines: Flaunt Magazine Party


Well… it is called Flaunt, after all. Dangle that chance to be so literal in front of a starlet, and it’s like delivering a keg to a dry football stadium.

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Casual Fuggerday: Selena Gomez


In which Selena Gomez helpfully illustrates for us the lesser-known corollary to the Boobs OR Legs rule:

It’s called Crop Top OR Loincloth and disobey at your peril.

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Well Played, Selena Gomez


Sunday night at the VMAs, Selena Gomez told Red Carpet Personage Who Isn’t Ryan Or Giuliana that she was giving up singing for “a long, long time” to concentrate on her acting. When this statement comes from Justin Timberlake, it makes me want to stab him with the rapier sharp points of his own inability to see where his true talents lie, but as far as Selena goes, I think it’s great. Why? Because she was actually sort of adorable in Monte Carlo and if you told me she was decent in Spring Breakers, I would believe you. So you go with your acting, Selena.

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VMAs Fug or Fab: Selena Gomez and Taylor Swift


“Hey, Tay.”

“Hey, Sel.”

“Are we wearing the navy tonight?”

“I don’t know. Are you going to hang out with that ass Justin all night and leave me alone?”

“HE’S NOT EVEN COMING TONIGHT.”

“And how do you even KNOW THAT? I KNEW YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM.”

“OH MY GOD YOU ARE GOING TO SPEND THE WHOLE NIGHT DISSING HARRY STYLES YOU HAVE TO BACK OFF WITH THIS.”

“Fine.”

“Fine. So. Navy?”

“Navy it is.”

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