Fugger: Rosario Dawson

Critics’ Choice Awards: The Lightbox Purge

I feel like Hollywood’s stylists must ALREADY be wondering when they can take a nap. (The answer is: March.)

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Fugs and Fabs: The Veuve Clicquot Polo Classic

You guys need to brace yourself for Hendricks, I am very sorry to say. Just start drinking now.

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amfAR Milano Gala: Fugs and Fabs and WTFs of the Rest

WHY does her caftan have its own Stargate? Rosario Dawson is the head lice of GFY: a head-scratcher that is really pernicious and hard to cure.

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Fug City 2: Rosario Dawson

My first reaction was to hate this, and then I thought, “Maybe I’m being crabby,” but you know what? Who cares. I’m crabby, and hate it.

Rosario Dawson at Sin City 2 premiere

Her head just deserves better than what looks like a cheap pleather slip. Especially one where, somehow, the light is still glinting off her belly-button, which itself is FRAMED by a bunch of needless hoo-ha that looks like it was only put there to cure the Blahs — but which instead has given her torso a ribbon-y Fu Manchu. Still, there’s probably a Darth in training somewhere who will put this on his wall in the hopes of one day annexing her to his Dark Side, and I bet whatever Death Star they’re building now has a pretty good commissary.

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Guys’ Choice Awards Fug Carpet: Rosario Dawson in Roksanda Ilincic

Wow. Rosario’s stylist’s reign of terror continues apace.

Rosario Dawson in Roksanda Ilincic, Spike TV Guys' Choice Awards

You cannot entirely convince me she isn’t wearing that skirt backward, and while the outfit itself is very summery in color, it is HORRIBLE with her figure. That top cuts her in the worst place. I can already feel the facial expressions and hear the aggrieved noises I will make in March of next year, when Jessica and I sit down to do the Fug Madness seedings and say, “What did Rosario Dawson wear this year, again?” and then OH THE HUMANITY. It’s almost exciting, like thinking about Christmas morning well in advance — if all you got was coal, but you secretly really needed it because you forgot to buy it for the Weber.

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amfAR in Cannes: Fugs and Fabs, Part 1

Sorry, Dior, but for this Prom she picked McQueen.

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