Fugger: Rosamund Pike

Critics’ Choice Movie Awards Fug Carpet: Rosamund Pike in Valentino

I am imagining a scenario in which, after her Globes dress hung on her torso like a wedding tent, Rosamund Pike went back to her people and said, “THAT WAS A DISASTER. Tighten up this operation, if you know what I mean. SAVE THE GIRLS.”

The 20th Annual Critics' Choice Movie Awards Rosamund Pike

And so this happened. This awards season cannot be going the way any of these three had hoped. (And while in fairness I don’t hate the skirt, is she just going to wear white this whole awards season? Is this The Many Symbolic Weddings of Rosamund Pike to the Hollywood Machine?)

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Golden Globes Fug Carpet: Rosamund Pike in Vera Wang

Rosamund Pike was, I think, the first person on the red carpet who wasn’t hosting an entertainment show or pimping/shooting the Entourage movie. And she really should’ve had her driver circle the block fifty more times while somebody re-jiggered her gown.

Rosamund Pike in Vera Wang

This lovely lady is a nursing mother of about five weeks, and while I clap for her bravery, I cringe for her breasts. This was apparently made ENTIRELY for her but looks as if the fit model was, like, Jeffrey Tambor; I’m guessing she could slide off the straps, give the baby a snack, and then dash back to her seat for her category, but it’s just so limp, like a marionette whose master is on a coffee break.

And the back is precarious:

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Fugs and Fabs: The Rest of the W Magazine Pre-Globes Party

Well, I posted this without an intro. It sat here for ALMOST AN HOUR before I noticed. That says a lot about how prepared I am for the Globes on Sunday.

[Photos: Getty]


Mostly Well Played: Rosamund Pike in McQueen and Proenza Schouler

Rosamund had her baby last month, which means trussing herself up for awards season is probably the least of her interests and worries at the moment. I suppose that’s why the universe invented stylists.

[Photos: Fame/Flynet, Getty]


Fugs and Fabs: The New York Gone Girl Screening

If early buzz is any indication, we may be seeing a lot of these people doing the rounds in January and February.


Casual Fuggerday: Well Played, Rosamund Pike

Pretty exited to see Gone Girl. Has there ever been better casting than Ben Affleck in that part? I mean, at least theoretically? Also, allegedly Rosamund Pike is a revelation. I certainly do think she’s looked great lately, which is ALSO kind of revelatory.

[Photos: AKM/GSI, Fame/Flynet]