I do not blame Michelle Yeoh for choosing JEWELS — specifically, the LAKE COMO HIGH JEWELLERY PRESENTATION ‘LES JARDINS DE LA COUTURE,'” per Dior — over a stream of Transformers premieres, as it’s a movie in which she is not PHYSICALLY present, and she just completed a HUGELY busy award season that saw her zipping all over the place. If I could just cop a squat in Lake Como instead, I would.

[Photos: Getty Images courtesy of Dior]