Fugger: Miley Cyrus

Fugs and Fabs: Various People At Art Basel


I keep forgetting Art Basel happened. Other than the fact that I’ve heard it referred to as Art Boozel, I’m not even sure what it is, exactly, except an excuse for people to go to Miami and write it off on their taxes.

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What The Fug: Miley Cyrus in Tom Ford at amfAR Inspiration LA Gala


I literally laughed out loud when I saw this. I feel like Miley saw Alan Cumming in Cabaret recently and woke up inspired to willkommen us into her abs. Or she’s got Cher’s “If I Could Turn Back Time” video on repeat over her bed. OR BOTH. (Parenthetically — literally — it was announced yesterday that she’s the new Viva Glam spokesperson, so it is apt that she’s at this event, which is for amfAR.) Lucky, Tom Ford was there to indulge her crazy insanity.

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What the Fug: Miley Cyrus


I feel like we’ve been heading toward this for a while, and it’s finally here.

Miley Cyrus wears a Unicorn Onesie and holds a toy unicorn through Sydney Airport

She is officially a Miley Little Pony.

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What The Fug: Miley Cyrus in Whatever, I’m Bored.


Miley Cyrus has laid somewhat low this year, in part because she’s been touring so much — I guess “performing while straddling a giant hot dog” doesn’t necessarily count as laying low, but at least she’s making you pay to see that — but she’s in New York right now and has popped by Fashion Week parties, and well, she’s back to her Fug Madness form.

Miley Cyrus drug sunglasses

This photo is really just a warning. Do you see those white circles? That is her entire shirt in the next photo, and so if you are reading this at work, please make sure your boss is on board with nudity. Do not let Miley Cyrus get you fired. Do not let her come in like a wrecking ball, nor leave you crashing in a blazing fall. Okay? Let’s proceed.

All she ever did was wre-e-eck meeeee

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VMAs Fug Carpet: Miley Cyrus


She’s raising her hands in the air like she just don’t care… and actually, she really seriously might not.

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Fugging Ball: Miley Cyrus


My husband walked by as I was examining this photo and he said, “Yeah, you should write about that hat.”

Miley Cyrus (1)

It is amazing that he thought it was a hat, although I don’t blame him for trying to live in sweet, sweet denial. Pretending it’s a hat is a tender way of avoiding the reality that it’s something she attached to her hair:

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