Fugger: Miley Cyrus

VMAs Fug Carpet: Miley Cyrus


She’s raising her hands in the air like she just don’t care… and actually, she really seriously might not.

[Photos: Getty, Fame/Flynet]

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Fugging Ball: Miley Cyrus


My husband walked by as I was examining this photo and he said, “Yeah, you should write about that hat.”

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It is amazing that he thought it was a hat, although I don’t blame him for trying to live in sweet, sweet denial. Pretending it’s a hat is a tender way of avoiding the reality that it’s something she attached to her hair:

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Fabs, Fugs, and WTFs: The World Music Awards Show


I do not know that they put in the champagne in Monte Carlo before this event started, but this show looks like it was all over the place.

[Photos: Getty]

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Fug the Cover: Miley Cyrus on Elle, May 2014


Elle UK put her on the cover nearly a year ago, and I liked it better, mostly for what I will call Facial Awareness reasons. I’ve included those at the end so that you can compare, because I am a giver, and it IS Thursday, so we can call it a throwback.

[Photos: Elle]

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Fug the “Cover”: Miley Cyrus on Seventeen


There has to be a secret story about this cover. Right?

Because that’s not a cover — it’s a “cover,” by which I mean, that’s just a photograph of Miley from a red-carpet event in February. Specifically, this one. And while her face and hair DO look perfectly nice here, it seems INCREDIBLY strange for Seventeen – supposedly one of the premier teen mags, and without even that much competition to worry about — to be slapping a Getty Images photo on its cover. Was it, in keeping with the “Freebie” theme, a money-savings? Is Seventeen too broke for a photo shoot? Is it lazy because it has no competition outside of Teen Vogue? Do we think Miley was scheduled to do one and then had to bail, for some mysterious reason? (This is the one I’m hoping for, because I like gossip.) Or is this happening all the time with Seventeen and I just didn’t notice because I am *cough, cough* a tiny wee bit out of its demographic? I mean, I could’ve dummied up this cover in ten minutes with Photoshop. This can’t bode well. Come on, Seventeen, pull it together. If the world can’t have Sassy or YM anymore, it needs you.

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Fug or Fab the Cover, Etc.: Miley Cyrus on W Magazine


The first time I saw this, I genuinely thought, “What is Clare Bowen doing on W?”

Beware: The third photo contains lots of cleav and traces of nip. If you at work, make sure your boss is on board.

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