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Oscars Weekend Fug Carpet: Miley Cyrus in Schiaparelli and Tom Ford


Miley is going through a really weird phase. It’s called “Pants.”

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Well, more specifically, it’s wacky pants — but it’s a novelty enough that she is wearing becrotched leg coverings at all. Then again, her newness to such a concept may account for her inability to hem them, among other things; I could deal with the cutesy pattern a lot more easily if they were slim-fitting and allowed for a peek of a killer shoe, but as-is, they’re just this really strange mix of matronly and fourth-grade doodles. I have no idea why she has draped her neck in tulle, either, but ours is not to reason why. Ours is but to fug or die.

For the Tom Ford show earlier in the weekend, Miley went in a more familiar direction:

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SNLFugty: Miley Cyrus at SNL40


I haven’t gotten to see this yet, but word on the street is that Miley’s take on “50 Ways To Leave Your Lover” was fun.

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Her take on Martha May Hornswaggle, president of the United States Square Dancing Association, was less exciting.

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Grammy Awards Fug Carpet: Miley Cyrus in Alexandre Vauthier


In case you ever wondered what Madame X would have looked like if Sargent had suffered a mental break and gone crazy with the scissors:

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Not NEARLY as bad as that description might have led you to believe.

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Mostly Fugs: Miley Cyrus


The good news is that she isn’t wearing a leotard:

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I mean, is this technically an outfit, so much as it is a winky nod to the oversized tee you wore to bed when you when twelve years old? The answer is: WHATEVER, MOM.

She also wore Not A Leotard to the launch of her new MAC Viva Glam line:

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Fugs and Fabs: W Magazine “Shooting Stars” Party


Between this and the other day, I’m beginning to think Rose McGowan asked for a crockpot for Christmas and someone misread and bought her a crackpot instead.

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Fugs and Fabs: Various People At Art Basel


I keep forgetting Art Basel happened. Other than the fact that I’ve heard it referred to as Art Boozel, I’m not even sure what it is, exactly, except an excuse for people to go to Miami and write it off on their taxes.

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