Fugger: Marion Cotillard

Oscars Fug Carpet: Marion Cotillard in Dior

I wish she could’ve just sidestepped her way through the night, so I’d never known what the back looked like.

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Fugs or Fabs: Marion Cotillard in Carolina Herrera

Heather and I were just talking about how we never would have put Marion in Carolina Herrera. Not because there’s something wrong with Carolina — on the contrary! — but just because it seems like an unlikely duo.

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On the other hand, of all the Carolina Herrera dresses in the world, this one might look most like what will happen when we all start using 3-D printers for our clothing. I don’t hate it, but that might be because it’s on her. If this were on, say, Jessica Simpson — aw, man, I miss Jessica Simpson — we might be having a different conversation.

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Now that you’ve voted in the poll, I want to show you what she wore to the airport, later:

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Fug or Fab: Marion Cotillard in Dior at the Oscar Nominee Luncheon

It’s like magic: Dior puts it on the runway, and then it appears on its favorite child.

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Her overall loveliness can sell so many things, but I’m not sure a dress that looks like a Muppet missing its eyes is one of them. I like the sleeves, and I like the blue, and I like the color green, but all rolled together it might be more than one person can carry. If you told me the giant teardrop was actually a green-screen, and that all night people followed her around and keyed different special effects onto it — the leaning tower of Pisa! Maggie Smith’s face! A GIF of Duchess Kate rolling her eyes! Entire episodes of Models, Inc.! You work THAT out, Dior, and I will sign off on this and buy three with my own money.

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Fugs and Fabs: Marion Cotillard

In which my platonic ideal of stripe-y shirts makes an appearance. I SHOULD BUY ANOTHER ONE. (No. I have like thirty. HELP ME BE STRONG.)

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Mostly Well Played: Marion Cotillard in Dior and Valentino

A bracelet might have been perfection, but at least she had the lipstick.

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Fugs and Fabs: The Dior/Guggenheim Event

I’m going to go out on a limb and say all this is Dior.

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Fugs and Fabs: The Foundation Louis Vuitton Opening

In which even Marion Cotillard cannot save a look that’s gone wholly off the rails.

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