By now, you’ve probably heard tell of Annette, the first movie-musical in which a person — Adam Driver — performs an original song and (simulated) cunnilingus at the same time. Adam Driver, however, did not attend this Stateside screening. I’ve heard Adam Driver does not love watching himself on-screen, and I suspect sitting through his own oral-with-a-chorus would not help.

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