Joy! Bliss! Cannes is back, and with it giant gowns, attention-grabbing get-ups, weird trains, random models, Jessica Chastain, and…constant Covid testing requiring folks to use up all their saliva? Whatever, let’s just roll with it, folks! Let’s spit and get on with this! (“This” being the festival’s Opening Ceremony and premiere of the, uh, Adam Driver Sings During Cunnilingus Movie.)

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