There once was an actress named Lucy
Whose tastes ran noteworthily kooky.
With a confident stance
She wore tights as pants
And a “skirt” that just makes her look goofy.
That fabric strikes such a low blow.
It is not so much clothes as a window.
It’s not keeping her warm
It has no shape or form
What are you DOING, Chanel, you bozos?
