There once was an actress named Lucy

Whose tastes ran noteworthily kooky.

With a confident stance

She wore tights as pants

And a “skirt” that just makes her look goofy.


That fabric strikes such a low blow.

It is not so much clothes as a window.

It’s not keeping her warm

It has no shape or form

What are you DOING, Chanel, you bozos?

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